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Old 12-07-2008, 04:49 PM
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what song or lick do you guys lay down when youre trying to impress the ladies

i usually try bustin out some marcus, it usually does well. that or bust out the envelope filter, they always seem to love that. (come to think of it, everyone thinks the envelope filter is awsome when i play it for them)
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Old 12-07-2008, 05:01 PM
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[quote=gnome_hunter;6636185]what song or lick do you guys lay down when youre trying to impress the ladies
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This one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN0oDnoc3-c


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what song or lick do you guys lay down when youre trying to impress the ladies
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This one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN0oDnoc3-c


hahaha i love that song.
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Old 12-08-2008, 02:49 PM
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There's only one lick I know that will impress the ladies, but I wouldn't try it on stage.

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Old 12-08-2008, 05:29 PM
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come on guys, dont tell me you havent had chicks begging you to play something for them. after all, bassists are pimps
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Old 12-08-2008, 06:19 PM
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I didn't know girls were impressed by "bass licks", I didn't even know chicks knew what bass players were LOL. This opens a whole new world for me!!!! I subscribing to this thread!!
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Old 12-08-2008, 07:59 PM
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C'mon, guys. How long does it take to learn this? You don't wank or show off. Some girls don't like ego-driven, masturbatory flaming. You play CHICK SONGS.

Tim Jacobs taught me decades ago (in the 8th grade) not to bother trying to learn all the latest dance steps or to perform them better than anyone else. Instead he hummed the tune or softly sang the lyrics in a girl's ear while they slow-danced to "Surfer Girl". The worst reaction it ever got was a sigh and a tighter chest press.

I no longer try to pick up chicks at gigs, but I occasionally test the theory to see if it still works. It does. Better than ever.

I sit near my speaker cab and QUIETLY play the bass part to "You're The One That I Want" (Grease), "White Flag" (Dido) or "Breathless" (the Corrs). When an attractive lady asks me what I'm doing, I don't answer her directly. Instead I smile and QUIETLY sing one or two telltale verses along with my bass part, as if I'm singing and playing it solely to her (actually, I am). An exchange such as the following almost always ensues:

"Oh, I LOVE that song! Do you guys play it? Will you play it for me during the next set?"

"Well, no. I'm the only one iin the band who likes the song or wants to play it, so we don't do it."

"Are you kidding? That's an awesome song! Tell them that lots of people, like me, like it and request it."

At that point, fellas, you're on your own.

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Old 12-08-2008, 08:47 PM
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well lets not necesarily say at a gig then, how about if they are at your house and want to hear you play
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well lets not necesarily say at a gig then, how about if they are at your house and want to hear you play
Better yet, fer chrissakes!!!

Stop making it about you and make it about THEM.

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come on guys, dont tell me you havent had chicks begging you to play something for them
Yeah, but they usually lose interest once they realise I'm not playing a guitar.
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Old 12-09-2008, 03:49 AM
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Hi.

With bass? As much I'd like that, no-one has asked me to play bass for them, but I think this would do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4n5d...eature=related

With acoustic guitar the cheesiness of "wonderful tonight" usually works. Or this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBXTNAdvGKI

Simplified a bit... all right, a lot

My god he looks young.

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Jungle Boogie. Works every time. If I'm losing their interest, I kick on the envelope filter and have them sit on the cab; girls absolutely go nuts for it!
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Brown eyed girl,

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For me they have always gone for Black Dog, and Kashmir by Led Zepplin
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They really dig the bass from Kashmir that much...?
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I think a funky slap-bass improvisation that could make em dance would do the job
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There's only one lick I know that will impress the ladies, but I wouldn't try it on stage.

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This.

If you're trying to impress a girl with your wanking, you're doing it wrong. There's a reason it's called wanking.
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I usually shoot for something by Judas Priest or AC/DC.
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Old 12-10-2008, 03:38 PM
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"Good Times" by Chic.

Of course invariably they'll say "oh cool, it's that old rap song". But, whatever.

Only problem is, I'm old enough by now that the younger hotties don't recognize that song... it's before their time.
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I play something I wrote then act all modest about it and they're like no no it was really good. I'm like ah well...you know lots of people play better than me. And they're like yeah well it was really good. You gotta start somewhere. I really liked it. Then they're all into me lol.
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