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Old 11-26-2006, 10:10 AM
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Is this what true metal is all about?

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Old 11-26-2006, 10:14 AM
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yes, mainly because of the seagulls.

i really like that Ric in the video.
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Old 11-26-2006, 10:24 AM
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Nope, theres so many genres of metal, it can be about pretty much anything.
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Old 11-26-2006, 10:58 AM
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Old 11-26-2006, 12:32 PM
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i swear i saw that horse break out one of these:
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Old 11-26-2006, 01:12 PM
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Old 11-26-2006, 01:21 PM
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DEATH TO FALSE METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In all seriousness though I LOVE power metal. While I don't appreciate Manowar's arrogance and assertion that their form of metal is the only "true" version I do appreciate their intensity and purity.

That's what I like about power metal: it's purity and it's lack of shame. It's the only metal subgenre that's pretty much actively hated upon by the fans of most of the other forms of metal. Black metal doesn't even get a tenth of the grief power metal gets. Nobody's worshipping Satan in PM. Nobody's doing drugs. Nobody's killing anybody (except for the odd orc or two ). It's "fun" metal. You want to have some fun? Buy a case of beer, invite some friends over, and jam some King Diamond or Dio. Always puts a big smile on everybody's face. You can't be angry or depressed all the time (well, I guess some of you can).

Endorsement over. Power metal rules.

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Old 11-26-2006, 01:29 PM
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power metal does indeed rule.

however, nobody can be truly metal with a bass that high.
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Old 11-26-2006, 01:48 PM
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Nobody's worshipping Satan in PM. Nobody's killing anybody (except for the odd orc or two ).

Dude, what have you been listening to?

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/manowar/hail-and-kill.html

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/manowar..._20087788.html

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.n...25696500095F7A

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/manowar/house-of-death.html

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.n...256CB70014F34D

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/manowar..._20087853.html

There's plenty of violence there. Some Satanic stuff, too.

Manowar has a tendency like someone else said to go off into their own world where you start thinking "are they alright in the head?" but on the whole they are one of my favorite bands.
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Old 11-26-2006, 02:00 PM
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Dude, what have you been listening to?

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/manowar/hail-and-kill.html

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/manowar..._20087788.html

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.n...25696500095F7A

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/manowar/house-of-death.html

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.n...256CB70014F34D

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/manowar..._20087853.html

There's plenty of violence there. Some Satanic stuff, too.

Manowar has a tendency like someone else said to go off into their own world where you start thinking "are they alright in the head?" but on the whole they are one of my favorite bands.
OK, yeah. I was just thinking about this.


I guess power metal is more violent and does have more satan worship in it than I led on. But the violence is more of the DnD variety and the PM bands with satanic messages seem to be in a very small minority and seem to be mainly the older ones like King Diamond and Manowar (maybe I'm wrong, any newer PM bands with satanic influences?). But come on, who could take KD or Manowar seriouslly. I don't think any PM fans have ever burnt down any churches or sacrificed any small animals. They're too busy playing World of Warcraft.

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Old 11-26-2006, 02:03 PM
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Manowar makes me puke.
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Old 11-26-2006, 02:05 PM
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It's just too awesome for you. It's ok. Not everybody can handle it. Some people just end up being little boys for the rest of their lives.
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Old 11-26-2006, 02:08 PM
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OK, yeah. I was just thinking about this.


I guess power metal is more violent and does have more satan worship in it than I led on. But the violence is more of the DnD variety and the PM bands with satanic messages seem to be in a very small minority and seem to be mainly the older ones like King Diamond and Manowar (maybe I'm wrong, any newer PM bands with satanic influences?). But come on, who could take KD or Manowar seriouslly. I don't think any PM fans have ever burnt down any churches or sacrificed any small animals. There too busy playing World of Warcraft.
I think that PM and Death Metal bands like Cannibal Corpse really don't take themselves seriously. Sure there are probably a few that do (like Manowar...), but on the whole it's just entertainment. Black Metal on the other hand...
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It's just too awesome for you. It's ok. Not everybody can handle it. Some people just end up being little boys for the rest of their lives.
+1

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Old 11-26-2006, 07:09 PM
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I think that PM and Death Metal bands like Cannibal Corpse really don't take themselves seriously. Sure there are probably a few that do (like Manowar...), but on the whole it's just entertainment. Black Metal on the other hand...

Exactly. Most metal bands are just in it for the shock value. That doesn't make them any less awesome, hell, shock value is the point of metal. The black metal bands make me laugh at how serious they are about burning down churches etc. I love cannibal corpse, not so much PM. I still get the point of it though. It is fun to listen to sometimes, and Dio owns.
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Old 11-26-2006, 09:30 PM
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... FALSE METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
If you do not understand this joke then you guys need to read this.

http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/showthread.php?t=2012

Hilarious.
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Old 11-27-2006, 11:41 AM
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i'd hardly call Bodom "true" by any means. early stuff, possibly. Nowadays Children of Bodom are disgustingly mallcore.

As for ManOwar

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Old 11-27-2006, 11:57 AM
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OK, yeah. I was just thinking about this.


I guess power metal is more violent and does have more satan worship in it than I led on. But the violence is more of the DnD variety and the PM bands with satanic messages seem to be in a very small minority and seem to be mainly the older ones like King Diamond and Manowar (maybe I'm wrong, any newer PM bands with satanic influences?). But come on, who could take KD or Manowar seriouslly. I don't think any PM fans have ever burnt down any churches or sacrificed any small animals. They're too busy playing World of Warcraft.
If i remember correctly, atleast some of the Cannibal Corpse members play World of warcraft xD I bet they all play undead and have cockroaches as pets^^ And that site with "Rules of metal", really good stuff^^ I Proclaim those badass laws supreme. Any other laws are deemed false! *Flexes at the squirrel poking through my Waffle House window*

"-You come home. Your little brother is blasting rap. You walk in to his room, punch him, flex, then say "cancelled," turn it off, and administer Children of Bodom. If he mouths off to you, proclaim him canceled, flex, and then proceed to beat his ass."
Gotta try that one hahahah.

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Old 11-27-2006, 12:53 PM
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If you do not understand this joke then you guys need to read this.

http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/showthread.php?t=2012

Hilarious.

I've been a fan of Metal for over 20 years, and that list with all of that True vs False stuff really didn't make sense to me.
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