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Old 03-15-2010, 11:25 PM
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Shouldn't you be practicing?
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:28 PM
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:29 PM
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Practicing now would wake up my wife,who has a good job which supports my no good,lazy butt.So,here I am.
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:39 PM
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Old 03-15-2010, 11:44 PM
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Old 03-16-2010, 04:34 AM
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Old 03-16-2010, 04:50 AM
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Shouldn't you have written a joke - as this is bass humour..?
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Shouldn't you have written a joke - as this is bass humour..?
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Old 03-16-2010, 08:55 AM
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No, but I AM supposed to be working.
Me too. And hey, I practiced over 2 hours last night!
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