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12-08-2010, 02:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Auckland, New Zealand | | | What you getting your Mrs for Christmas?
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If you ask the Mrs what she wants for Christmas and she replies with “Ooooh, a Sat Nav would be nice”, do NOT respond with any of the following if you hoping for some new musical equipment (or sex) in the next 15 years:
1. What do you need a Sat Nav for? You're always too busy at home baby-sitting or doing the washing and clearing up to go anywhere.
2. You don’t follow directions from me, why would it be any different if they were coming from a complete stranger?
3. I don’t think they have maps of our kitchen.
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12-08-2010, 04:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Noblesville Indiana | | | what is a Sat Nav? is that like GPS thing?
also I don't have to worry about any of the 3
1 - she works while I stay at home.
2 - I'm new to the area and have no idea how to get around so she gives me directions anywhere I go.
3 - I do the cooking ( hey she finally stopped puking after the first 3 bites!).
Anyway I was going to get her acoustic refinished, because apparantly the cats thought of it as a scratching post but then I found out it'd be roughly 600 dollars :/. time for plan B i think.
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12-08-2010, 04:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: San Diego, CA | | | This is shocking... How???
I'm doing the REAL smart thing and getting my gal gift cards to shoe stores. Chicks & Shoes... I don't get it, but I'm not supposed to - and I that I accept.
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12-08-2010, 05:31 PM
| | | I actually got my Wife a large TV for the house, much larger than I would've gotten by myself, I probably would've spent the money on an MIA Fender if had I been single. Of course it will be good for her to see the cooking channel from in the kitchen with the pots and pans I got her too  |
12-08-2010, 05:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Washington, Pennsylvania USA | | i got my wife a pair of Ugg boots, she got me the amount the i spent on the boots in the form of a Rockler gift card so i can start my 1st bass build.
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12-08-2010, 05:40 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | No idea whatsoever- subbed for ideas...
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12-08-2010, 06:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: FLORIDA | | | How about a Swedish au-Père, just to help out and all..... |
12-08-2010, 06:15 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Virginia Beach, VA | | | Aw, jeeez....she didn't use what I bought for her last year!
Riis
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12-08-2010, 06:39 PM
| | | My body 
But seriously, nothing major. My girlfriend is ridiculously simple and never wants anything. Probably write some sappy acoustic guitar song 
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Buddhist Bassists Club #4
You must have the devil in you to succeed in the arts. -Voltaire
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12-08-2010, 08:31 PM
|  | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | Another new place. Fringe benefit is I can live there too. I guess I bought her enough trucks!
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12-08-2010, 09:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Fairfax, Virginia | | | My new girlfriend of about a month and a half is a huge animal dork like me, particularly with reptiles (like me) so i found an epic shirt on threadless perfect for her, and i'll probably find some necklace or something. idk. lol
Girls like swarms of things right?
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Virginia Bassist #153
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12-08-2010, 09:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Kingston, TN | | | Sims 3 for PS3. I will never understand that woman. |
12-08-2010, 09:17 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Near Louisville, KY | | She tells me that, so far, I've gotten her a nice bracelet, a ring and some really cool shoes.  |
12-08-2010, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Classickbass Sims 3 for PS3. I will never understand that woman. | Lol my wife loves that game! But on PC... |
12-08-2010, 09:22 PM
|  | Hammer On! | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Babbling Brook | | | A MIM Strat with all the trimmings, and personal lessons provided by yours truly...
Rick0link, I gave her a pair of Ugg's for her birthday in October, great gift!
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12-08-2010, 09:23 PM
| | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Classickbass Sims 3 for PS3. I will never understand that woman. | Many women get sucked into that strange world. I can't get pasta few minutes of it myself. Make a funny looking character, build him a house made out of hedges and give him nothing but a bar, a BBQ and a pool. Long before he dies I lose interest.
Although, if she ticks you off, here is a great way to get back at her. Put her sim kids in a room with a fireplace and remove the door, then make them start a fire. They'll resist at first, but eventually they break down.
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12-08-2010, 09:43 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | Mine got another Coach bag. I'm getting a Strunal strung with Lamberts. Pretty sure we both win.
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12-08-2010, 09:47 PM
| | | | Gift card from a spa. No chance of me buying the wrong size, color, or style and is still something she can talk to the friends and family about. |
12-08-2010, 09:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Cabot, AR | | | Kindle (treated myself to one too) and a new TV for the living room since the cat felt ours looked much better smashed on the floor.
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Crappy Bassist with Expensive Gear Club- #13
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12-08-2010, 09:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Saint Augustine, Florida | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe.shaffer Kindle (treated myself to one too) and a new TV for the living room since the cat felt ours looked much better smashed on the floor. | It must just be the fact that I've owned cats that makes this hilarious. My cat decided my mom's $200 vase would look better smashed on the floor.
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