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Old 03-05-2013, 08:27 AM
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Red face What?!?! You've got to be on crack ebay dude!

Seriously?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Elec...item589b94b7a4

looks like a project from shop class, junior high....

...belongs in a fireplace...

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Old 03-05-2013, 08:29 AM
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*biggest headstock*
Pffft- I've seen bigger..
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:30 AM
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Wow...
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:30 AM
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it's one of a kind alright...i would remember that bonfire for the rest of my life.
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:30 AM
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As much as I like him, I have to say I blame Jack White for this lol.

He plays a Kay guitar that he's had for years and treasures it, so people now think they are worth something. A guitar can have a lot of personal value, and that can misrepresent resale or MARKET value for the uninformed. I don't know who would put a price like that on there, when you could buy a FAR superior instrument brand new for that price. It's not as though they are collectable or anything...will a Johnson or Stagg bass/guitar be worth hundreds a few decades from now? I don't know, if there is an idiot that will buy it then I guess so lol
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:09 AM
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the sellers inventory is actually pretty cool. to me his prices are all over the place but most seem a bit on the high side. he should have made a note about that bass being universal because it looks like the nut slots would allow for either right or left handed stringing
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:36 AM
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But it's got a brass nut!!!!
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:29 AM
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There is a good reason it's one of a kind!
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:46 AM
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If someone gave it to me, I'd rock it. Do a wedding with it.
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:50 AM
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Here's a real motivator, from the item description:

Be the first on your block to own this...this...this...WHATEVER IT IS!

Yeah, man. I feel my credit card starting to heat up...not.
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:53 AM
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I am sure this sounds just like it looks.
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Old 03-05-2013, 10:56 AM
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That thing is just asking to be destroyed.
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Old 03-05-2013, 02:16 PM
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the best bass for metal may have just appeared! light it on fire smash it or toss it into the crowd..... or better yet, smash it > light it on fire > toss it to the crowd
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Old 03-05-2013, 03:16 PM
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That headstock makes me laugh!
Really nice job on the nut, too...

And it's 'vintage', which apparently means that every PoS made in the 1960s and 1970s is now instantly 'valuable'.

I was just talking with our drummer today telling him how he's lucky that drummers seem mostly immune to this foolish vintage craze.
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Old 03-05-2013, 04:30 PM
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I'd lend it to .Prince but only after putting a 3rd row of screws in the bridge(10 is not enough)
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Old 03-05-2013, 04:53 PM
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the best bass for metal may have just appeared! light it on fire smash it or toss it into the crowd..... or better yet, smash it > light it on fire > toss it to the crowd
You have to light it on fire before you smash it because then you're smashing a flaming guitar and it doesn't get much more metal than that.
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Old 03-05-2013, 05:01 PM
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*facepalm* That poor tree...
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Old 03-05-2013, 05:09 PM
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Amazingly, this is being sold by a reputable dealer in Cinci http://www.mikesmusicohio.com/ .
I've been to their shop many times. They are usually overpriced (tag price), but I can't believe they even let this in the shop.
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Old 03-05-2013, 05:12 PM
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it's one of a kind alright...i would remember that bonfire for the rest of my life.
LOL and I love the line " Be the first on your block to own this...this...this...WHATEVER IT IS" priceless and that's what this bass should be "without a price"
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Old 03-05-2013, 05:18 PM
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Wonder what it clocks in the quarter mile.
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