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Old 01-16-2011, 04:24 AM
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What's the best metal for bass?

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Old 01-16-2011, 04:35 AM
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hahaha u nearly had me, nearly....
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Old 01-16-2011, 04:51 AM
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What's the best base metal for metal bass?
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Old 01-16-2011, 04:51 AM
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I know its a joke but....

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Old 01-16-2011, 04:53 AM
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^^^ + megadeth, anything from rust in peace
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Old 01-16-2011, 05:16 AM
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Kill 'em All
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Lead, but that may be banned soon.

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Old 01-16-2011, 05:45 AM
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Old 01-16-2011, 05:59 AM
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Old 01-16-2011, 06:04 AM
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Pantera.
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I was thinking iron. Or Black Sabbath, depending on how you read the question.
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I like austenitic stainless steel for the frets, cartridge brass for the nut, chrome plated steel for the tuners and bridge, and nickel wrapped steel strings both rounds and flats.
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Maiden, Sabbath, old 'Tallica...
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Old 01-19-2011, 11:41 PM
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Vanadium. Its one of the hardest metals out there!
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Old 01-20-2011, 07:24 AM
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i hope thats a joke as well... that guys plays the "click" not the bass...
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