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05-02-2009, 05:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: Monroe,GA | | | whats the dumbest thing a guitarist has ever said to you?
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you just bass its easy you only keep 2 beets |
05-02-2009, 06:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: St. Joseph, MO | | | My guitarist says stupid s*** on a regular basis. It's damn near impossible to pick just one.
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Retired (Or just gave up. However you want to look at it.)
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05-02-2009, 06:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: South Florida, in the U.S.A. | | | " Why don't you get a real bass, like a fender?"
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"They call me the working man,,, I guess that's what I am".
Official Redneck Bassist Club! member # 2
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05-02-2009, 06:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Burlington, VT. | | | "So what are the cords to the next song?" while on stage.
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05-02-2009, 10:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Salinas, CA | | "the bass is pretty much a one string guitar" 
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Official Pick Bassists #67
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05-02-2009, 11:01 PM
| | | | Until this thread, I never knew there were drummers smart enough to even talk! |
05-02-2009, 11:02 PM
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Endorsing Artist: THC GOLD | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: BAY AREA | | | that band sounds great, you cant ever hear the bass
can you turn down the low end
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Warwick thumb5|Eden Navigator|Carvin DCM1500|Eden D410xst
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05-02-2009, 11:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by southernrocker  Until this thread, I never knew there were drummers smart enough to even talk! | Drummer joke fail?   |
05-02-2009, 11:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South Eastern Wisconsin | | | "I've really come a long way in my GUITARING."
lol
-Benny
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05-02-2009, 11:19 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Treasure Coast, Florida | | | Trying to get me to stop over playing (which admittedly I was doing a little bit for this band), "It's a bad thing when the bass is playing more notes than the guitar."
I told him he would apologize for that comment or I was leaving. We stared at each other for about a minute. I packed up my gear and left. He called me a couple of days later. I told him that there aren't enough bass players in town to say stupid things like that and get away with it. When he apologized, I told him about the new band I was already playing with.
In my best Mel Brooks voice, "It's good to be the bass player." |
05-02-2009, 11:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Austin, TX | | | When, upon looking at my rig for the first time, the guitard says in a boastful voice, "Oh, I heard about these amps. This is Fender's new made in Mexico line."
He was looking at my brand new Aguilar DB750.
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05-03-2009, 12:03 AM
|  | I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize! | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Ottawa, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by RTL When, upon looking at my rig for the first time, the guitard says in a boastful voice, "Oh, I heard about these amps. This is Fender's new made in Mexico line."
He was looking at my brand new Aguilar DB750. | You have to admit, Aguilar and Fender both end in r! The rest is just nitpicking |
05-03-2009, 12:05 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Wellington, Ontario, Canada | | There are so many, I can't remember..
Well, there is this one..
Guitard: What did you do with your mini Hartke?
Me: I don't have a mini Hartke
Guitard: No, I'm pretty sure you do
Me: No I don't
Guitard: Yes you do!
(This went on for a while)
Until this..
Me: The only Hartke things I have are my head and my bottom cab
Guitard: You have that little Hartke thing that you were using before you got your new amp
Me: Um, that was an Ampeg
Guitard: No, it was a Hartke, I remember
Me: Ok then.
Throughout this whole dispute, I had no idea what he was talking about.
I just gave up with him..
My "Mini Hartke" is on the bottom of the pic..   
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Originally Posted by dannybuoy Kick your speakers in until they're trashed and turn your amp up to 11. |
Last edited by Bass_masta16 : 05-03-2009 at 12:10 AM.
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05-03-2009, 12:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: fall river mass | | | how does my ass look in these jeans |
05-03-2009, 12:11 AM
| | | | My guitarist and I fought for twenty minutes because
"STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN IS STILL ALIVE!"
He has no hold over music trivia anymore =D |
05-03-2009, 12:16 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Framingham, Massachusetts | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoot_A_Hostage My guitarist and I fought for twenty minutes because
"STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN IS STILL ALIVE!"
He has no hold over music trivia anymore =D | well you know.. stevie didn't die.. he just went home. or something like that.
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05-03-2009, 12:46 AM
| | | | This is the honest to God's truth but my friend whos a guitarist just the other day was sitting and talking to me and asked to play my bass. He had no idea what he was doing, so he preceeds to start playing. Not long after he says "wait, how do you tune to Drop D on this?" I said "uhh the same way you would tune the bottom four strings on a guitar" This must have confused him because he gave me the most blank stare Ive ever seen. So I said "those are the same strings as the lower fkur on a guitar but an octave lower" He says "oh.....i didnt know that.." Ive come to the conclusion that after that fateful 30 second conversation, he doesnt deserve to be a guitarist.
Heres another one I heard once that I had to walk away from as not to go apes***
"Bass is for people who can't handle 6 strings"
The IGNORANCE of some people....
I still get angry when I think about it, and even more so now that my skills have grown.
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Originally Posted by Greyvagabond Goddamnit, most bands suck, and what gear they play is literally the least significant clue to them sucking. |
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05-03-2009, 01:21 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bassmanbob "It's a bad thing when the bass is playing more notes than the guitar."
I told him he would apologize for that comment or I was leaving. We stared at each other for about a minute. I packed up my gear and left. |
awesome |
05-03-2009, 01:22 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Madison, WI | | | "That's my tone" |
05-03-2009, 01:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New Delhi, India | | | he asked me where does he need to move his A=440hz to on his CHROMATIC tuner to tune half step down lol
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