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Old 08-06-2008, 11:32 PM
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

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A carrot.
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:11 AM
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Old 08-07-2008, 12:29 AM
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the REAL answer: an orange parrot
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no, the real answer was a carrot.
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no, you're just confused.

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no, you're just confused.

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Old 08-07-2008, 10:43 AM
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oh, sorry. it was publisher's clearinghouse. your loss I guess.
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Old 08-07-2008, 11:28 AM
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What's Pale and not amused?

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i don't get it
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This thread Deliv............. Uh No.

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Old 08-07-2008, 11:37 AM
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maybe you guys are reading it wrong
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Duh, guys: Orange Ferret

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...Wait I get it now.
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search for carrots, you will see, it is a common unexplained phenomenon
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no, actually carrots are commonplace
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A carrot.
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The governator with freckles?
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