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Old 07-29-2010, 12:36 PM
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What's so great about this Jaco guy anyway?

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He actually sounds like he kinda... sucks in this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKCwH3amLaU
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:39 PM
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It sounds like there's and entire side of a stereo mix missing...
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:41 PM
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:43 PM
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So bad... it's good!
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:44 PM
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fake video if you ask me.......never been a huge fan anyway but good is good..end of..
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:46 PM
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Drugs make everything better.... not that the audio on that video is real anyway.
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Wow... besides the crap tone it seems like he's really drugged out and just randomly wanking in his basement
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:49 PM
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This is from a series of fake videos. They have Clapton Shreds, Van Halen Shreds... my favorite is Paco De Lucia Shreds.

They're fake and funny.
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:49 PM
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Pretty funny spoof. Not as funny as the Michael Mannring fake, but still pretty funny stuff.
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:50 PM
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*Again*???
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:51 PM
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That's the best of the fake "Shred" video series.
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:55 PM
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He actually sounds like he kinda... sucks in this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKCwH3amLaU
That's the "shreds" video-it's someone playing (badly) in sync with Jaco's hands as a joke.
One must always be careful when accessing Youtube, Grasshopper.....
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He actually sounds like he kinda... sucks in this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKCwH3amLaU
I'm going to bite - you DO know that's a joke video, right?

Try THIS or HERE...just in case you really think your video was real...if not, never mind....
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:57 PM
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Crap there's a whole bunch of em! I 'bout choked on the Paco De Lucia.

Another hour wasted on You Tube!
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I'm going to bite - you DO know that's a joke video, right?
You did notice where I posted this right? I'm sorry. It's been a boring day at work.
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Either way, I still say if they make a pron version of Happy Potter series, her character name should be Firmheinie.
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You did notice where I posted this right? I'm sorry. It's been a boring day at work.
That's why we've got emoticons-of course that would have blunted the joke a bit.....
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My favorite are the Creed Shreds videos.
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I thought the shreds video bass was way better than the other one
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You did notice where I posted this right? I'm sorry. It's been a boring day at work.
You got me there!

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Old 07-29-2010, 01:10 PM
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This thread shreds! (Hey that even rhymes!) The Michael Manring is my favorite so far. There IS, after all, truth in every joke.

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