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Old 09-07-2009, 12:04 PM
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I was practicing with this guitar player in our church's youth room the other day and was messing around and started playing Master Of Puppets, when this girl walked in, listened to me play and then said "I can text faster than you can play." I kid you not. What the freak kind of thing to say is that? (By the way, i'm a teenager, but i have common sense not to say things that stupid)
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i think that is kinda funny

she was probably just kidding right?

or trying to be funny.
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Wow, her loss LOL
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I was practicing with this guitar player in our church's youth room the other day and was messing around and started playing Master Of Puppets, when this girl walked in, listened to me play and then said "I can text faster than you can play." i kid you not. what the freak kind of thing to say is that? (By the way, i'm a teenager, but i have common sense not to say things that stupid)
You missed the joke thats all, I'm not a Teenager and I got it. Just try harder..... not faster.....
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she was being serious. scary
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Maybe she was hitting on you? If she was cute you should have called her out on her challenge.
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she was being serious. scary
Well Master Of Puppets isn't really very fast next time switch to death metal
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Nothing's wrong with teenagers. Except you getting old of course.
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she wasn't hitting on me or trying to be funny. it was just weird
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The question is: can she text with correct spelling and punctuation faster than you can play?
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Well Master Of Puppets isn't really very fast next time switch to death metal
i was doing it double-time. apparently she's fast. wait, theres some kind of pervy connotation to a 'fast woman' isnt there?
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Yeah, she was flirting and you blew it.

I do get what you mean though. I am no teenager myself but I recently crossed paths with one who saw my bass on its stand. He said it was cool and then stated that he loved music and was into guitar. Then he proceeded to tell me that his favorite songs to play were by Aerosmith and Blue Oyster Cult. I asked him what kind of guitar he played and he said, "Huh? Oh... no, I don't have a guitar... I'm talking about Guitar Hero."




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I do get what you mean though. I am no teenager myself but I recently crossed paths with one who saw my bass on its stand. He said it was cool and then stated that he loved music and was into guitar. Then he proceeded to tell me that his favorite songs to play were by Aerosmith and Blue Oyster Cult. I asked him what kind of guitar he played and he said, "Huh? Oh... no, I don't have a guitar... I'm talking about Guitar Hero."

I know how you feel. I get people telling me that they KNOW bass is easy because it's always easier than guitar on Rock Band.
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doubt she was flirting. if you knew what i look like then you'd know that.
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Sometimes girls flirt just to mess with you..... Sometimes they just want to mess with you......
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I'd never seen the girl before, and haven't seen her since
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I'd never seen the girl before, and haven't seen her since
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