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Old 01-25-2012, 03:40 PM
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what's your "Blues Name?"

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i've been playing some blues with my band lately, and this may be in the wrong forum, but it looks like might be some fun (at least it is for me)

look at this chart to determine your 'Blues Name'.

mine comes out to 'Boney Dog Smith'.

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Old 01-25-2012, 03:43 PM
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Not sure if it's "Humor" or "Miscellaneous"...went with Humor.

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Old 01-25-2012, 03:45 PM
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Old 01-25-2012, 03:46 PM
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According to the chart I'm Red Hips Rivers.

My first name is O'Lester, so if I ever front a blues band it's going to be Fat Lester and the Big O's.
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Old 01-25-2012, 03:47 PM
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I'm Peg Leg "Legs" Bailey. Kinda awesome.
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Sleepy Legs Bradley - I'll use that when they need a name for free magazine subscriptions.
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Old 01-25-2012, 03:48 PM
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Nice to meet you guys. My name's Bony Fingers Smith...
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Old 01-25-2012, 03:50 PM
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"Boney Dog Parker" here. LOL, we might be related.

Interesting, since my nickname is Dawg, to some folks. (That's because my first name is Jack and middle is Russell).
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Old 01-25-2012, 03:51 PM
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Hollerin' Lemon Lee. I dig it.
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Old 01-25-2012, 03:53 PM
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Old 01-25-2012, 03:58 PM
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Old 01-25-2012, 03:58 PM
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Boney Back Smith. I've had lots of nicknames, but Boney has never been one of them.

I did one of these with your first pets name and the street you grew up on. That lead to Buttons Kirklawn.

Seems like I'm batting 1000.
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