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Old 11-17-2010, 01:48 PM
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When a Fender marries a Dingwall...

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What happens when a Fender marries a Dingwall?



They have a bunch of little Dingders running around...




Alright, have at it....


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Old 11-17-2010, 02:01 PM
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Where's the facepalm emoticon when you need it?
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Old 11-17-2010, 02:04 PM
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Old 11-17-2010, 02:05 PM
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Elementary, you would get a Precision Dinger.
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Old 11-17-2010, 02:12 PM
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Old 11-17-2010, 02:14 PM
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Where's the facepalm emoticon when you need it?
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Old 11-17-2010, 02:20 PM
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You get this:

A jazzy dinger! I like it.
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Old 11-17-2010, 02:29 PM
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Thanks. I'm saving this pic for future use.
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Old 11-17-2010, 03:15 PM
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Old 11-19-2010, 10:40 AM
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A G&L and a Fodera? A Fog. (Godera would also have been accepted)

A Pedulla & a Fender? A Fendulla.

A Roscoe and a Nordy? A Nordcoe.

A Warwick & a Gibson? A Warson.

we could go on all day like this!
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Old 11-19-2010, 11:14 AM
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An F bass and a Duck Du...never mind.

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Old 11-19-2010, 03:30 PM
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Man, I like that Triple Facepalm...


That's a keeper... probably have many more opportunities to use it if this continues...

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I couldn't jump from the double facepalm right past the triple facepalm to the pic above for obvious etiquette reasons.


Schwartz: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare you"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
Schwartz: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
Ralphie as Adult: Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
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You get a ding in your fender?
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This smells like giggle twig to me.....
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