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Old 08-15-2011, 09:34 PM
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Where is the bass?

Any other guy out there see a bass in that first picture of this listing? I would like to know what the "extras" are though. LOL

Fender Mark Hoppus Precision bass PINK! with extras! | eBay
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Those are some damn nice extra's....
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Old 08-15-2011, 10:49 PM
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I would look good sporting that.
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Old 08-15-2011, 10:53 PM
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I'm sorry, what did you say? I was staring at the beautiful craftsmanship of that bass.
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Old 08-16-2011, 10:57 AM
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they sure are nice and tight!! i mean the sound!!
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Bass is too big.
This is one of my favorites for the past

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Old 08-16-2011, 01:13 PM
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aight guys... the joke is over... There is no bass in either of those pics are they?
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Old 08-16-2011, 01:16 PM
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Maybe there's a pond back there with some bass in it?
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Old 08-16-2011, 01:22 PM
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My girlfriend would not do that for me.
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Old 08-16-2011, 02:17 PM
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Maybe she is related to the Mothmaiden.........
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Bass is too big.
This is one of my favorites for the past
I think I like this bass better
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Old 08-16-2011, 02:49 PM
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Nice... ahh... umm... bass!

Funny there hasn't been a thread with images of women with basses.. (umm, maybe I should have used my inner voice...)
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Old 08-16-2011, 03:20 PM
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Ha ha great responses! One really could call false advertising in those two pictures...clearly there is no bass for sale!
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Old 08-16-2011, 03:22 PM
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Now that's brilliant marketing.
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Old 08-16-2011, 04:16 PM
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For some strange reason, I want a MM now....

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Old 08-16-2011, 04:26 PM
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I like where this thread is going...
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If I could of got a good looking gal to market my stuff I am sure I would of sold it a hell of a lot faster! Ah the certain powers women have.
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The only piece of wood I see in that picture would be mine.


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Nice... ahh... umm... bass!

Funny there hasn't been a thread with images of women with basses.. (umm, maybe I should have used my inner voice...)
They crop up from time to time

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