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Old 08-20-2010, 06:57 AM
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Old 08-20-2010, 07:01 AM
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Is that a Fender?

Now seriously, I didn't get the last block. I mean, I know what FU stands for, but I am not sure who is the character saying it.

Anyway, I know drummers who act like that. I've been lucky with mines, though.
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Old 08-20-2010, 07:42 AM
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Get a better tuner.
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Old 08-20-2010, 07:50 AM
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How do you guys play with no hands?
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Old 08-20-2010, 02:11 PM
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Get a better tuner.
Better yet, plug the bass in.
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I have a guy who owns an electronic set of drums...
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Is that a Fender?

Now seriously, I didn't get the last block. I mean, I know what FU stands for, but I am not sure who is the character saying it.

Anyway, I know drummers who act like that. I've been lucky with mines, though.
How do you get the drummer to step on the mines, they're generally stationary?

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Old 08-21-2010, 12:39 AM
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That's why you plug in.

Seriously, is plugging into a tuner a far out concept?
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Old 08-21-2010, 12:58 AM
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Why does the guy have hair in the last frame only?
Tuning rage=hair growing back? (if so, I'm in)
Copy pasta?
Carrots?
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Old 08-21-2010, 03:29 AM
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It's one of those internet memes, there are hundreds of these comics floating around with the last panel as a template.
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Old 08-21-2010, 03:36 AM
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The fuuuuu guy comes to talkbass
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Old 08-21-2010, 06:33 AM
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Why does the guy have hair in the last frame only?
Tuning rage=hair growing back? (if so, I'm in)
Copy pasta?
Carrots?
If I already have hair, will I lose mine?
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Old 08-21-2010, 08:34 AM
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Old 08-21-2010, 09:24 AM
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"Seriously, is plugging into a tuner a far out concept? "

I have played with drummers who were that loud, that their sonic pressure would still make tuning impossible when plugged in...
Same drummer always made my vision blur for a splitsecond, because my eyeballs would vibrate from the snare... earplugs ftw.
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haha, yeah, that happens to me when I'm trying to say something important or show the guitarist a riff, not a problem while tuning (cuz I plug in to the tuner...)
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Old 08-24-2010, 10:20 AM
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How do you get the drummer to step on the mines, they're generally stationary?
Easy, plant them right in front of the cooler/fridge where the beer is!
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Old 08-24-2010, 10:31 AM
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Isn't that a guitar?
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