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Old 06-01-2002, 12:32 PM
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Who is stephen hawking?

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hey, forgive me, becuase he is probably held in high reguard after reading that post , but who is stephen hawking?
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Old 06-01-2002, 12:37 PM
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d'oh! Too late

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hey, i thought he was just cast as an extra in an episode of star trek tng plays a mean hand of poker hee hee
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Old 06-01-2002, 12:48 PM
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uhhhh, wait a minute.....mc hawking? you gotta be kidding....
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Old 06-01-2002, 12:51 PM
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yeah- the Hawkster's no slouch on the M-I-C - check out the "Stephen Hawking to join RATM?" thread for more.
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is this for real.like i cant tell if this is joke or what.if its joke its sick if its not a joke omg.
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yeah- the Hawkster's no slouch on the M-I-C - check out the "Stephen Hawking to join RATM?" thread for more.

yeah, i just listened to it a moment ago...i still don't know what to think.
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what?

he is that really smart guy right??? what is he famous for?
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he is that really smart guy right??? what is he famous for?
Astrophysics: he has many theories that are mixed between out there and kinda unrealistic to proven enough to convince anyone.
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ok, afterhearing this, i have decided its a sick joke, if its not, oh man, oh man ohman, this is crazy, no no no! i won't allow it, old men don't rap, especially genious old men, no not cool
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Howdy all, I'm the webmaster/creator of MC Hawking's Crib. My refer logs led me to your little discussion. I would just like to say in defense of the "sick joke" that is my website: Stephen Hawking thinks it's funny.

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Howdy all, I'm the webmaster/creator of MC Hawking's Crib. My refer logs led me to your little discussion. I would just like to say in defense of the "sick joke" that is my website: Stephen Hawking thinks it's funny.

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Yo MC, I think it's pretty damn funny too...I particularly like the Creationist rap...
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it is funny...but.....*shakes head*
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wow, da MC is in da houze! mc hawking rules!
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wow, da MC is in da houze! mc hawking rules!
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OMG!!!!!!! I hope this is a joke!
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Old 06-03-2002, 06:47 PM
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Howdy all, I'm the webmaster/creator of MC Hawking's Crib. My refer logs led me to your little discussion. I would just like to say in defense of the "sick joke" that is my website: Stephen Hawking thinks it's funny.
is there any truth to the rumour that Stephen Hawking's changing his speech module for one with a more realistic, and English, voice? (which would make all our little capers with TextAssist/WillowTalk/SmoothTalker obselete)
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This is a VERY sick joke. Right up my alley.
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