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Old 06-03-2002, 11:39 PM
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I would just like to say in defense of the "sick joke" that is my website: Stephen Hawking thinks it's funny.
So do I. I haven't laughed this hard for a month - thanks!
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Old 06-04-2002, 08:07 AM
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is there any truth to the rumour that Stephen Hawking's changing his speech module for one with a more realistic, and English, voice? (which would make all our little capers with TextAssist/WillowTalk/SmoothTalker obselete)
Yes, that is true. Hawking has often said that his main complaint with his voice synthesizer is that it makes him sound like an American. However, since MC Hawking’s Crib focuses on music that the Hawkman made pre-1997 it really doesn't affect my site.
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Old 06-08-2002, 09:20 AM
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Check out this too, I just remembered it: http://www.theonion.com/onion3123/hawkingexo.html
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Old 06-08-2002, 06:08 PM
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wow, da MC is in da houze! mc hawking rules!

JT - correct grammar would be:


"wow, da MC is in da hiZZouse!"


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Old 06-08-2002, 08:00 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

::continues on like this for several minutes, finally stops, runs and grabs his mom, shows her, and then laughs again for several minutes::

...HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

::Breathes deeply::

Ow, my sides hurt. That was amazingly funny. I'm sending that to a bunch of people.

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Old 06-09-2002, 11:39 AM
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Holy disabled gangstarappa', Batman! MC Hawking rocks!

I wonder when this is going to be on MTV. No wait, Hawkster's way too UG and C00l and bitzin' n' chillin' to be on MTV!!
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Old 06-09-2002, 11:52 AM
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there's a whole load of Hawking stuff around-

Stephen Hawking Christmas album- http://www.wiredmen.com/

there was a "Stephen Hawking sings the hits" (Livin' La Vida Loca, Rio etc.) page around, but it seems to have disappeared......
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that mc site is hilarious... i'm downloading some "beats" as we speak....



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Old 06-12-2002, 10:33 PM
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Howdy all, I'm the webmaster/creator of MC Hawking's Crib. My refer logs led me to your little discussion. I would just like to say in defense of the "sick joke" that is my website: Stephen Hawking thinks it's funny.

That is all.
That website is sheer genius. It's like Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius even.

I'm way down with A Brief History of Rhyme, especially the "Big Biz-ang" remix. That shiz-haha is dope.
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