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Old 08-08-2010, 01:51 PM
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Who's the Bigger Nerd?

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As I'm working on a bass restoration my wife walks in and informs me that I am a nerd.

Me: Why

Wife: Because you are taking pictures of everything you are doing to that bass!

Me: Yes, other people like to see the progress of the work.

Wife: Yeah, other nerds!

This happens as she is taking a break from playing our daughter's Animal Crossing City Folk on the Wii.
I think she is the bigger nerd!
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Old 08-08-2010, 01:54 PM
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Nerd is subjective, you're the bass nerd, she's the game nerd.
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Old 08-08-2010, 02:08 PM
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aw, how cute...the nerd family with their little nerdlings!

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Old 08-08-2010, 02:11 PM
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My wife and I share in the "Nerd" accusations all the time. She's a lab scientist, I'm a helicopter mechanic. She reads books on Queens and Kings of ancient times; I play computer games and the bass. She gets excited when something gross is on the Health channel or extreme home makeover is on. I get excited when a new pedal shows up in the mail.

It's a healthy part of marriage to find nerdy quirks about the spouse and to pick on them about it. I kinda like the attention... Means she is paying attention to what I'm doing and cares enough to comment on it. I take it as a playful gesture.
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Old 08-08-2010, 02:14 PM
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Old 08-08-2010, 02:17 PM
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Old 08-09-2010, 11:18 AM
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My fiancee and I are both nerds, but from the looks of us you'd think we were 'the cool kids'.
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Old 08-09-2010, 11:29 AM
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My fiancee and I are both nerds, but from the looks of us you'd think we were 'the cool kids'.
See..... It's saying stuff like this that shall forever cement your nerdliness.........
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Old 08-09-2010, 11:37 AM
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Well, she isn't the one who went to a forum full of other bass nerds to ask them about it!
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Old 08-09-2010, 11:38 AM
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Im the biggest nerd (no glasses yet though)

I was once a pen and paper gamer geek, then went to table top miniatures geekitude, and I've since moved on to MMO gamer nerdiness.

I can quote just about any line from any of the Star Wars movies.

I watch the second DVD (the behind the scenes ones)

I can quote model numbers and specs to a lot of music gear.

Oh and I have no life, no wife, and no band (yet I keep buying gear?)

I win! or is that lose?
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Old 08-09-2010, 11:42 AM
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there are no problems with nerds, everyone is one in thier own special way.
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Old 08-09-2010, 11:43 AM
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Old 08-09-2010, 11:44 AM
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Ah, I am home in this thread...

My wife is knitting me a cozy for my iPod so it won't get cold when I go on winter walks and is re-reading "Death in Early America". I play bass and am digitizing my vinyl collection. Right now I am doing my Esquivel & Three Suns records.
The pronouncement of "nerd" is a term of endearment and compliment in our house.
Also, I make my living as a child and adolescent psychotherapist and I deal with any number of oppositional kids. Most of older ones will try and piss me off because they don't want to be there. Many of them will call me a nerd and I will thank them for the compliment. It confuses the hell out of them and throws them off-balance enough that I can often connect with them and get some work done!
I hope I am never called "normal" by anyone, it would crush me!

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BTW, my wife and I play in a band and are writing a song in praise of the nerd life!
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aw, how cute...the nerd family with their little nerdlings!

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Old 08-09-2010, 11:48 AM
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Well, you're both nerds lol. BUT, in the hierarchy of all nerdom, it is the musical instrument nerd who has the most chick friendly passion. At least that's what I tell myself
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Old 08-09-2010, 11:53 AM
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You: Nerd, because you care enough about what she said to post online & ask advice about it
Her: Nerd, for dogging her nerd-hubby, whom she married(upping any existing nerdiness several notches)
I have vast experience in nerdiness, so I speak w/full authority here.
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Old 08-09-2010, 11:57 AM
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Nope...your wife's definitely the bigger nerd. Lots of people make photographic chronicles of their projects. That's not too different than a home improvement or cooking show on TV.
Playing Animal Crossing...well...
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Old 08-09-2010, 11:58 AM
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Old 08-09-2010, 12:01 PM
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I was going to say that everyone in the OP has equal amounts of nerdiness resulting in a 3 way tie. But I think I might be just a bit nerdier for taking the time to analyze it and post this.

Just so everyone is on the same page here is a picture of an actual bass nerd:

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