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12-02-2008, 08:15 PM
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You don’t have to turn a bass on when you want to have fun with it
Basses don’t nag you about things
A bass won’t give you attitude
A bass won’t get jealous if you play around with another bass
A bass won’t make you late to a meeting
A bass can make very profitable earnings over time, while a girlfriend will just drain you of cash
It’s ok if your best friend plays around with your bass
A bass doesn’t care what time you get home
A bass will sit there quietly while you try to watch tv
A bass doesn’t ask if this makes them look fat
A bass is ok with you being a little rough when you play around
A bass won’t complain if you don’t talk to it for a few days
Just some satire for ya’ll. No offense to the ladies. Just got bored and put some down.
And I’ve observed that the hourglass hand motion that men use to describe a woman’s body can also be applied to a bass.
If anyone has any, add them to the list.
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12-02-2008, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by snyderz  Any bass can play any thing. | Naked Bassist Club Creator [#1] Carvin Club Member #89 Vegetarian Club Creator [#1] |
12-02-2008, 08:28 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Everything Sadowsky, InTune Guitar picks | | Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Upstate NY | | | HI
Getting punched in the nose is better than a girlfriend, dont fool yourself
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12-02-2008, 08:31 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Grand Prairie, Texas | | | You can slap a bass and it won't file a restraining order. |
12-02-2008, 08:31 PM
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Breaking a bass G-string isn't cause for embarrassment
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12-02-2008, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by bikeplate HI
Getting punched in the nose is better than a girlfriend, dont fool yourself
Rob | im single. i say what i please maestro. but i do thank you for your concern of my personal health.
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Mediocre Bassist Club #5 "Gunfire erupted from a window high above them, but it was only a bass player getting shot for playing the wrong riff three times in a row..."
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12-02-2008, 08:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | Say all you want but NOTHING rocks harder than the right woman. |
12-02-2008, 08:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Upstate NY. Victor | | | hahaha oh man that made me literally laugh out loud bikeplate. |
12-02-2008, 08:35 PM
|  | Let's play! | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Indy | | | It doesn't suddenly go out of tune when its that time of month. Period.
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12-02-2008, 08:36 PM
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I am not a bass player, but I play one on TB!
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12-02-2008, 08:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Las Vegas | | | When you get rid of a bass that you are tired of, you get cash.
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12-02-2008, 08:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Mexico City | | | Basses don't get pregnant... Lulz jk man, I'm only 13...
You can have as many basses as you want with out getting slapped in the face (and play with each one too).
Hahaha, I've never even had a girlfriend...
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12-02-2008, 10:29 PM
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12-02-2008, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Cheese Basses have tighter bottoms. | basses stay tight too haha |
12-02-2008, 11:37 PM
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Basses just seem to look better over the years |
12-02-2008, 11:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Framingham, Massachusetts | | Quote:
Originally Posted by QuelOround You can slap a bass and it won't file a restraining order. | rofl Quote:
Originally Posted by bassflyer19 You don’t have to turn a bass on when you want to have fun with it
A bass won’t make you late to a meeting
A bass can make very profitable earnings over time, while a girlfriend will just drain you of cash
It’s ok if your best friend plays around with your bass | these aren't nessarily true...
- if you don't like the tune of your bass.. you can change it by turning a knob
but...
a girl friend is better than a bass because:
she'll play with your knob(s) for a change.
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12-02-2008, 11:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Springfield, MA | | | because you can slap it, pick at it, or finger it, and it doesn't care which you choose.
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12-03-2008, 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted by CheeZit Basses just seem to look better over the years | They do, don't they
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12-03-2008, 06:16 AM
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12-03-2008, 06:20 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Belfast, Ireland | | Why not have your cake and eat it guys?
Happy bass player and happy longterm boyfriend, its all good here (Logging on before I start cooking, we've been together 3 years today  )
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