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Old 09-30-2009, 12:13 PM
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when Paul Chambers?
Why can't we get past Orius when Jaco?
Why can't I see what Arvell Shaw?
Why can't I port her when George?
Why don't Miroslav ever Vi't us?
Why am I off when Rutger Gunnarson?

Why aren't you all laughing at this? At least Steve Harr's!

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Old 09-30-2009, 12:20 PM
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:53 AM
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when Paul Chambers?
Why can't we get past Orius when Jaco?
Why can't I see what Arvell Shaw?
Why can't I port her when George?
Why don't Miroslav ever Vi't us?
Why am I off when Rutger Gunnarson?

Why aren't you all laughing at this? At least Steve Harr's!

OK. Puns. I got some but some slipped by me.

A Chamber is a hollow body.

Why can't I see what Avell Shaw (close to "saw")

George Porter

I'm guessing, "Why isn't Miroslav ever with us?"

Why am I off when Rutger Gunner's on.

... and Steve Harris (is).

And they're all bass players.

Do I get a prize or need a mental evaluation?
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Well, I wasn't, till I saw my son chasing the cat with a spoon. Now I'm amused.
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I am not amused.

Well, I wasn't, till I saw my son chasing the cat with a spoon. Now I'm amused.
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