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11-21-2007, 12:19 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: New Jersey | | | Why Guitars Are Like Women
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When you first get one home, you cant keep your hands off of it.
When you are away from it you constantly think about it.
After a few months you get used to it
After 6 months you start to notice other basses.
After a few years it gets a few dents, scratches, and just isn't as attractive as it was the day you brought it home.
After 10 years you think about trading it in for a newer model.
Feel free to add to the list. My mind was wandering on the way home from work tonight and I thought of this little list. I thought it was pretty funny... =) |
11-21-2007, 12:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Side Chicago | | | it doesnt care how many other basses you've played in the past
it doesnt care if you have multiple basses |
11-21-2007, 12:32 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Columbus OH | | Wow, mine sure does . . . 
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11-21-2007, 01:38 AM
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11-21-2007, 01:47 AM
| | | | Have front input jack... long neck... beautiful curves... |
11-21-2007, 02:04 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ann Arbor, Michigan | | In fair weather, everything is great, but when the climate changes, they can get all bent out of shape. (no truss on the one that needs it too!  )
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I love bass.
Future member of the Warwick Club
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11-21-2007, 02:13 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Rochester, NY/Los Angeles, CA | | | I slap them on a daily basis. |
11-21-2007, 02:15 AM
|  | yay | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota | | | Ending up with the wrong one is depressing.
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For sale!
[color=SeaGreen]EA iAmp 800
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11-21-2007, 02:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Great Lakes, IL so lame | | | i love the g string |
11-21-2007, 02:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Sweden | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Croox  it doesnt care how many other basses you've played in the past
it doesnt care if you have multiple basses | It doesn't care at all. Particularly not about you.
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11-21-2007, 02:39 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tampa, FL | | | if you don't have one, or have been away from it for too long, you can always just practice and pretend using your hands...
too dirty?
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Dingwall ABII 6-string
EA iAMP Pro, EA iAMP UK, Dr. Bass 212, 112, and (if I ever see it) 1260
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11-21-2007, 02:41 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Delafield, WI | | | both got a nice low end. |
11-21-2007, 02:52 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Moorpark CA | | | If you know what you are doing- you use your fingers on them.
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11-21-2007, 03:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: los angeles, ca | | sometimes you dig in as hard as you can, and with YOUR volume all the way up, getting little sound in response, only to realize its only loud with batteries 
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11-21-2007, 03:37 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Adelaide, Australia | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MirageBass I slap them on a daily basis. | L0L! Right on Brotha! |
11-21-2007, 10:03 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Memphis, TN | | | [quote=bobm2112;4933173]
After 10 years you think about trading it in for a newer model.
10 years??!!! You're a better, more faithful man than me... |
11-21-2007, 10:07 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Tampa, Florida | | | Once you get married, your wife won't let you buy either one.
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11-21-2007, 10:08 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Sammamish, Washington | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MirageBass I slap them on a daily basis. | HAHAHAH!
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11-21-2007, 10:15 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: under the stairs | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jazz-e-j sometimes you dig in as hard as you can, and with YOUR volume all the way up, getting little sound in response, only to realize its only loud with batteries | this made me lol |
11-21-2007, 10:19 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Whitby, Ontario | | | I can't belieive anyone hasn't said this yet:
The prettier they are, the more money they cost.
The foreign ones require much more maitenance than the domestic ones.
Waxing makes it smooth and pleasurable.
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