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Old 01-25-2012, 07:29 PM
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And this is why I am *still* tantrum quitting talk bass!!!

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And this is why I'm tantrum quitting TalkBass...
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Old 01-25-2012, 07:33 PM
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Let the tantrum quitting begin! (or ragequitting or hissyquiting or any kind of quitting...)
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Old 01-25-2012, 07:33 PM
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I quit!
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Old 01-25-2012, 07:35 PM
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I got tired of waiting for the mods and ragequit the first thread.
On to part duh. Or is it part D'OH!
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Old 01-25-2012, 07:38 PM
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I'm feeling rather contrary right now, and so I'm rage-STAYING! HAH!
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Old 01-25-2012, 07:44 PM
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Oh me, oh my! This is like having one of the kids threaten to run away from home while they're mad. Fine. Go. But wash all your own dishes before you start packing and take your dirty laundry with you. I don't want to have to do your chores when you're gone and feel bad missing you.

So is the next round going to be a hissyfit? A meltdown? A snit? Having a moment? Maybe just an outburst?
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Old 01-25-2012, 07:49 PM
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Everyday I get pissed off and quit , then I turn and walk straight into a wall of boredom. (sigh) trapped!
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Old 01-25-2012, 07:57 PM
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Ok, so I am diappointed that you guys didn't stay for the epic conclusion of the first riveting episode.

RAGEQUIT THREAD uhhh... QUITTING FAIL!
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Old 01-25-2012, 08:12 PM
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Alright, I'm here. There, are you happy? Is something going to happen now? Hmm? Is there cake? Where's the cake? What's going on? This is boring. You're no fun. You said there was cake, and there's no cake.

I quit.
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Old 01-25-2012, 08:20 PM
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The quit is a lie!
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Old 01-25-2012, 08:28 PM
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i thought the *cake* was a lie, or so my Teenager tells me
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Old 01-25-2012, 08:29 PM
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i thought the *cake* was a lie, or so my Teenager tells me
In that case I'm going to the Dark Side. Apparently they have cookies.
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Old 01-25-2012, 08:43 PM
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In that case I'm going to the Dark Side. Apparently they have cookies.
No. On the dark side we have Pi.
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Old 01-25-2012, 08:45 PM
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So is the next round going to be a hissyfit? A meltdown? A snit? Having a moment? Maybe just an outburst?
Going on past experience and the way the replies accelerated to light speed I'd say it's probably going to be a Snitsy foment meltburst.
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Old 01-25-2012, 09:26 PM
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Personally, I prefer "hissyquitting". It has a nice ring to it.
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Old 01-25-2012, 09:27 PM
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I was gonna do this after the old one was locked, but it seems as if you have beat me to it, so I'm going to go RAGEQUIT!!!

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Old 01-25-2012, 10:06 PM
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Old 01-25-2012, 10:38 PM
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Not gonna lie. I do dislike people who use picks. Not gonna lie again either, I do criticize them sometimes. But honestly, grow some skin and just learn to defend yourself buddy and why you do what you do. Instead of throwing a tantrum, maybe show us why you think it's better to play with a pick, why you like it etc etc, and if someones being a douche then just let it go, and move on.
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Old 01-25-2012, 11:11 PM
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OK, somebody run w/this


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Old 01-25-2012, 11:15 PM
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