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12-02-2008, 11:15 AM
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Where do bone players get bones?
Do bone players eat meat?
How do you know if someone is a bonefied bone player?
Do French bone players have a bone appetite?
Do bone players throw bones, or are they what is being thrown?
Bone Jour!
Hey.... throw me a bone.
Why pick on the bone players?
Aren't bass players the ones that play a chromatic scale like:
do re me fa so la ti do?
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12-02-2008, 11:21 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | | all i know is that if i need a trombone player the night of the gig, all i have to do is drive around and look for a pizzahut sign on a car.
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12-02-2008, 11:23 AM
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12-02-2008, 11:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | | Yeah, but at least they can do it in seven positions!
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12-02-2008, 11:24 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by fretlessman71  Yeah, but at least they can do it in seven positions! | yeah but it doesn't help if their form of birth control is their own personality.
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12-02-2008, 11:25 AM
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12-02-2008, 11:25 AM
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12-02-2008, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by pointbass Definition of an eternal optimist ......
A trombone player with a business card and a pager | I used to have a business card but I gave it away.
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12-02-2008, 11:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Port Saint Lucie, FL | | | What's the difference between a snake run over in the middle of the road and a trombone player run over in the middle of the road?
(Wait for it)
(Here it comes)
(Probably not worth it)
The snake was on his way to a gig.
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12-02-2008, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by pointbass Definition of an eternal optimist ......
A trombone player with a business card and a pager | I knew a bone player who had a business card but he traded it for a clarinet.
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12-02-2008, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by NJL all i know is that if i need a trombone player the night of the gig, all i have to do is drive around and look for a pizzahut sign on a car. | That's funny because my buddy who plays bone delivers Pizzas during the summer when he's not working as a band director. |
12-02-2008, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Quap That's funny because my buddy who plays bone delivers Pizzas during the summer when he's not working as a band director. | i delivered pizza as a trumpet player back in the day... 
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12-02-2008, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by NJL i delivered pizza as a trumpet player back in the day... | Did you have a business card?
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12-02-2008, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by ToddC Did you have a business card? | yes, it's in a shadowbox on the wall along with my pager and trumpet.  
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12-02-2008, 11:48 AM
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12-02-2008, 11:53 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | | What's the difference between a dead trombonist and a dead squirrel in the road?
The squirrel might have been on its way to a gig.
Why did the tuba player switch to the drums?
Because he couldn't read the music.
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12-02-2008, 12:06 PM
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Give him a piano to play.......
How many bone players does it take to screw in a light bulb???
All of them.....hell, they're not gigging, so what the hell else is there for them to do???
How do you get a bone player to stop playing???
Shoot him.
How do get a bone player to play in tune????
Shoot him.
What do you call a bone player with a gig???
A roadie.
What's the difference between a dead rat in the road and a dead bone player in the road???
Yeah, I thought the same thing...what's the difference 
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12-02-2008, 12:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: OC California | | | LOL I have a Cousin who plays trombone and he is the worlds biggest DIP $HI*, & I think he has a thing 4 Kenny G..... Nasty little Bugger....(shiver) %$#$**%$*((%$($#^%#*^
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12-02-2008, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Willy2911 LOL I have a Cousin who plays trombone and he is the worlds biggest DIP $HI*, & I think he has a thing 4 Kenny G..... Nasty little Bugger....(shiver) %$#$**%$*((%$($#^%#*^ | What's the difference between a bone player an Kenny G?????
You can actually stand a bone solo!
Why wouldn't Kenny G have a bone player in his band???
He wouldn't want some one who could play in tune better than he could.
A bone play and Kenny G get into a fight....who would win??
Hello??!?!?!?! The bone player!!! Kenny G is a F@G!!!!!
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12-02-2008, 04:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Floral Park, NY | | | Some ( not all) Trombonists ( tromboner?) deserve to be bashed. I work with a lot of freelance players and some are as true to the stereotype as can be. I work with a big band that has a steady stream of them coming in and out and its always amusing. One brought his tuxedo to the gig in a plastic grocery bag. One who will remain nameless* has been a thorn in the side of just about everyone he encounters: he ruined a live video shoot by standing up after a tune and saying" I don't think that was very good, can we do another?" on camera! We all were told, one runthrough, no second takes. I have dozens of embarassing stories about him, accumulated over the years. He's also a teacher in my school district and has singlehandedly killed the music program in my district. Schools don't want him back, union says you can't fire him for being an a$$hole, so the schools excess the whole music program just to get rid of him. He's such an idiot that his website doesn't have a link for email, just a phone number.
While we're on the subject:
How can you tell the trombone players kids in the playground?
They can use the slide, but they just can't swing
*Frank Pedulla, cant remain nameless forever, chump | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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