wildest one night stand

funkygroover694 · #1 02-07-2011, 07:00 PM

as the title says, whats the wildest one night stand youve had when you meet a chick at a gig and something crazy goes down xD

back when i played more rock influenced music i was at a gig and i saw this hot chick staring at me the whole show. i talked to her after the show and drunk as i was we started to get it on. as we were getting into it her boyfriend walks in and apparently the two of them had barely made it to first base so it was a little awkward to walk in on her topless. they then got into a huge argument for about 30 minutes while i was in the middle of just about the most awkward situation ever. anyhow he slammed the door and left, we kept on going and i never saw her again :-)

i feel somewhat like an ******* for this but she was the one who was cheating

Rocinante_x1 · #2 02-07-2011, 07:03 PM

epic.

perfektspace6 · #3 02-07-2011, 09:52 PM

This could be a fun thread to watch.

However, the level of detail that would be required for me to do my tale justice would have to be *****out to the extent the story would lose effect but I will try.

*** ***** ****** and ***** then ****** in ***. Jesus! I *****, donkey, ****** with a ******. You ****** **** **. Wow, *****.

Swicked · #4 02-07-2011, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perfektspace6

This could be a fun thread to watch.

However, the level of detail that would be required for me to do my tale justice would have to be *****out to the extent the story would lose effect but I will try.

*** ***** ****** and ***** then ****** in ***. Jesus! I *****, donkey, ****** with a ******. You ****** **** **. Wow, *****.

that was an amazing tale. And you told it well!

JimiLL · #5 02-07-2011, 09:57 PM

First base?

How old are you?

HeadyVan Halen · #6 02-07-2011, 10:01 PM

1 night, 2 items found in close proximity of bed in morning:

George Forman Grill
and
Shaggy Car Wash Mit

Wish I could make it up.

MikeBass · #7 02-07-2011, 10:04 PM

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stoneboy26 · #8 02-07-2011, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeBass

Another was with a goat who wanted to [ MOD EDITED ]

Doesn't qualify as a one night stand as I dated her for about 3 months after that!

If you lived anywhere near me, I would guarantee we dated the same
[MOD EDITED] goat

It got a little scary sometimes though....

Unfortunately, no epic 1 night stands from gigs or anything like that. I am sure that there could be a few, but my girlfriend probably wouldn't appreciate me going out and cheating on her for the sake of a few tails on here!!

Photobassist · #9 02-07-2011, 11:03 PM

Mine involved 2 female friends that wanted to try something "different". Started with a very "hot" shower, proceeded by honey, whip cream, and some silk wrist ties. Both girls are now married with children but we still keep in contact. I often see these woman and think back to that night and wonder if they get that freaky with their husbands. If so, they are some lucky men!!

MOD EDIT:
[You forgot about the 'Mudshark.']

puddin tame · #10 02-07-2011, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimiLL

First base?

How old are you?

I think he meant first bass

jj4001 · #11 02-07-2011, 11:16 PM

I ****** with a chicken in Denver on the ***** of the dude who lived in the Shack.

[:MOD EDIT - WELL, IT'S NICER THAN WHAT YOU FIRST POSTED ANYWAY]

OOZMAN · #12 02-07-2011, 11:17 PM

Mine: ************************************************** *******************************************

it doesn't even have non-swear words.

funkygroover694 · #13 02-08-2011, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimiLL

First base?

How old are you?

i was like 21 or 22 when this happened.... beats me but i guess she

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i think i win for starting the thread with the most sexual terms/references and profanity.

[MOD EDIT - guess what else you won? ]

pharmakon · #14 02-08-2011, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkygroover694

as the title says, whats the wildest one night stand youve had when you meet a chick at a gig and something crazy goes down xD

back when i played more rock influenced music i was at a gig and i saw this hot chick staring at me the whole show. i talked to her after the show and drunk as i was we started to get it on. as we were getting into it her boyfriend walks in and apparently the two of them had barely made it to first base so it was a little awkward to walk in on her topless. they then got into a huge argument for about 30 minutes while i was in the middle of just about the most awkward situation ever. anyhow he slammed the door and left, we kept on going and i never saw her again :-)

i feel somewhat like an ******* for this but she was the one who was cheating

Was her name Linda Lu?

panama · #15 02-08-2011, 06:55 AM

I was on tour in 2003 and we were offered a place to stay the night in North Carolina. Not long after settling in to some dudes apartment I fall asleep while watching a VHS tape of an At The Gates show.

At about 1am our singer wakes me up and tells me to come to the apartment upstairs.

I walk in and the apartment is completely undecorated. I think each bedroom had a dresser and a mattress in it. The living room only has a coffee table with a cheap boombox on it.

Everyone is gathered around the bathroom door and I peek in to find our guitarist in the shower with 3 naked off-duty strippers..one of them calls herself "chance"

After the shower they dry off and proceed to try on basically all of their stripper gear while dancing around the empty living room. At one point chance screams "THIS IS MY FREAKIN APARTMENT!!!", picks up the boombox and hurls it against a wall. The music stops briefly but then miraculously the boombox turns back on and starts playing music again.

At some point 2 guys who look like D&D nerds in long black trench coats show up and start making drinks that taste like grape koolaid.

I woke up at around 5am to find a roadie on the balcony sitting in a plastic lawn chair getting a beer while the sun came up.

All other details are an insane blur.

Lublin · #16 02-08-2011, 07:02 AM

I can't post mine publicly. Just trust that they're some of the wildest.

I've lived a good life and I'm not even 30 yet.

panama · #17 02-08-2011, 07:03 AM

One more -

I forget where we were, but after the show we were invited to sleep at some girl's house. It was a really relaxed night, we were all sitting around watching something dumb like the daily show. Guitarist is laying on the ground with some pillows under a blanket with the girl. Suddenly she gives him a grilled cheese sandwich.. He looks back at us with a big smile and gives us a 2 thumbs up.