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Old 10-28-2001, 11:52 PM
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ok this wasnt my gig but it was my freinds first gig with there band and they were making fools of them selves first they setup back wards so that ment they would go on a half an hour late then their make cords started to act up and they all got in a big fight by the time they started they were minus a rythem guitarist that quit their singer had a black eye and the drummer had a bloddy nose they sounded like **** but got tons of cheers when the bassist ran up to the singer and kicked him in the back for no reason at all thats when it all ended i hope they put on another show soon because it was fun to watch
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Old 10-29-2001, 08:07 AM
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oh, yeah. made me laugh.

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wow... its like... one giant sentence...
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yea i'm glad u guys beat me to the chase. can we say RUN ON SENTENCE. i mean i don't always have great grammar, but i break up my sentences.
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Old 10-29-2001, 06:40 PM
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Apathy. I think. Heck, I don't care.

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Did while the singer was singing? oh that would of been funny
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what's even more funny is that you don't know how to use preiods to end your long, long, long sentences.
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There are a lot of people that don't use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation on the Internet, because quite frankly, it's the Internet. People today are lazy, ignorant and don't take pride in what they do and how others may perceive them. The thing I find most difficult to understand, is that by the time kids are old enough to type on a computer, you'd think all of the things I just mentioned would be second nature to them.
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My boy isn't quite 3 years old yet and types on the computer quite a bit...

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ok this wasnt my gig but it was my freinds first gig with there band and they were making fools of them selves first they setup back wards so that ment they would go on a half an hour late then their make cords started to act up and they all got in a big fight by the time they started they were minus a rythem guitarist that quit their singer had a black eye and the drummer had a bloddy nose they sounded like **** but got tons of cheers when the bassist ran up to the singer and kicked him in the back for no reason at all thats when it all ended i hope they put on another show soon because it was fun to watch

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