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Old 12-13-2012, 02:10 PM
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I saw an interview on TV the other day with Steven Tyler. He was asked which song he wishes he could have created and performed. His answer, if I remember correctly, was "Black Dog" by Led Zeppelin. I thought about it and can see how he and his band would have probably performed that song very well.

If given the same choice, which song do you wish you could have created / performed with your band? For the sake of fun, assume you had the chops to do so but otherwise you would need to work around the abilities of your band mates.
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Old 12-13-2012, 09:19 PM
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Here's another for a Pink Floyd song: Shine On You Crazy Diamond.... Every time I listen to that song, it gives me chills. Every damned time!
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"...Baby One More Time" Britney Spears. It's the best selling single of the last 20 years. I would retire to my own island.
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"...Baby One More Time" Britney Spears. It's the best selling single of the last 20 years. I would retire to my own island.
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"...Baby One More Time" Britney Spears. It's the best selling single of the last 20 years. I would retire to my own island.
Yeah, I'd say something like "Yesterday" by The Beatles, "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" by The Righteous Bros., or "I Love Rock and Roll" by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts.

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Bob Mould of Husker Du and Sugar was asked this same question and replied with utter seriousness
"Happy Birthday and the National Anthem."
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Old 12-14-2012, 07:10 AM
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Cinnamon Girl by Neil Young.

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Old 12-14-2012, 09:48 AM
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To me, music has always been about emotion and how it makes you feel. As such, some of the songs that hit me in the chest aren't necessarily the most technical, difficult, or complex songs you will ever hear.

But on a personal level, if my band could have written and performed Ringo Starr's "Photograph", I would consider it a feather in my cap. To this day, whenever I hear that song I have a hard time singing along with it and not welling up.

If I were to go to my happier, fun side, I'd love to say that I wrote and performed Luke Bryan's "Take My Drunk A$$ Home". Cause that song is just flat out funny.
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"Never Gonna Give You Up"

So that when you get Rick-Rolled, it'll be my song that you're pissed off about hearing.
Creating a song just to piss people off? Punk Cred +1
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