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Old 07-28-2007, 06:30 PM
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?
The woodpecker takes a taste of the Small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."



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That was juvenile, but it was funny too!
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"You said wood, huh huh huhuh"
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Old 08-01-2007, 12:03 AM
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It really doesn't matter what the joke is. The only thing that matters is that one day they will be cut down and turned into keller drumshells for Tama.
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when I read 'wood' I should have known to expect a joke like this. funny though.
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