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Old 07-22-2005, 04:50 PM
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Worst bass injury to date *graphic picture*

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I had a blister on my index and middle fingers on my right hand. Last night at our show, the blister on the middle finger tore off and took some more skin with it. I didnt realize it till after the song. So i was playing on my last layer or skin. Its pretty gross. It hurt really bad once i got home and sat down finally. At the show it just kinda stung. But now....oh man.



At least the gig went well.
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doesnt look graphic but Im afraid to click on it lest there be more...nonetheless hope it ggets better
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Old 07-22-2005, 05:58 PM
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Old 07-22-2005, 06:05 PM
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"BAH! 'Tis but a flesh wound!"

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Old 07-22-2005, 06:45 PM
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Its pretty gross.
THIS is gross.



That isn't me, but something similar happened some weeks ago while practicing rockabilly double bass slap technique with steel strings. Not that scandalous, but a generous amount of blood squirted out, anyway.
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Old 07-22-2005, 08:51 PM
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Gross!? That is so cool! Leave it on there!
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Old 07-22-2005, 09:06 PM
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Been there, Done that.

Looks like it's a relatively small one (I've had much bigger), but it's in one of those nasty spots that you will hit all day long. Best I can say is it will get a little better every day for the next 4-5 days.
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Old 07-22-2005, 09:57 PM
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thats really not that bad. just slap a bandaid on there and your straight.



Hey Gomez, where'd you get that pic from? thats pretty sweet.
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Old 07-22-2005, 10:16 PM
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Hey Gomez, where'd you get that pic from? thats pretty sweet.
Oh, somewhere in www.rockabillybass.com. That's the best resource for all things slap DB and includes a forum about blisters, tape and pain, something very common in that technique, specially if you try to do it on steel strings, like me.
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Check out these pics of a friend of mine:

http://www.toastmachine.com/cgi-bin/...007_11-00-2003

After that, listen to the mp3s. Explains everything.
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That sure is graphic.
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This is turning into a blood fetish thread!
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Old 07-23-2005, 12:55 PM
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Check out these pics of a friend of mine:

http://www.toastmachine.com/cgi-bin/...007_11-00-2003

After that, listen to the mp3s. Explains everything.
thats sum pretty awesome stuff. i liked the pics and the music samples, even tho it only played the first 19, 20 seconds of the song (at least on my computer). the band name is kinda iffy tho .
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Ive had worse but not lately. Calouses are great.
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Old 07-24-2005, 12:52 AM
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I currently work in a metal shop. You cant avoid getting your hands scraped and scratched up.


Liquid bandaid is god.
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Can't you use that newskin stuff? Besides, if your bass is kicking your ass, maybe you should be a drummer!

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Old 07-24-2005, 07:05 AM
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That pic of the upright looks like every time I gig on guitar. The whole dropped pick in first song/keep strumming/ no flesh from the bottom of my fingernails to below my top knuckle thing always reminds me why I am a bassist.
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Old 07-24-2005, 09:08 AM
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When you play one string and everyone else has six or 88 keys or plays with all limbs, you can get pretty banged up trying to keep up.
I got a bigger amp after a bloodfest like yours.
For some reason, everyone else got quieter after that.
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Liquid bandaid is god.
Superglue indeed is quite handy.
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