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Old 03-15-2009, 08:59 AM
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The Worst or Best Gig Yet....Last Night

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Last night, my band did our second gig and the first one in a venue. I'm not sure whether it was a club, pub or bar..it is a small venue above a fish shop with a bar and quite relaxed seating. There were Zappa and Blondie posters with a massive mural of the Who in 60s so that made the evening better!

We rocked up and our keyboardist usually has stage piano + rack synth + Roland synth + home made keytar + amp but we managed to get him to leave the keytar at home (thankfully). The owner of the place had his lovely vintage drum kit there which our drummer was loving, mainly because it has a fully working snare! I was told not to bring my amp as there would be one there, and it was a massively battered Peavy combo 15" I think. The guitarists's Marshall was playing up too, I think the one of the valves is good.

Once we got playing (after a very good support act), we started with a cover of Life During Wartime which went well. We did our first original (Song #3) and that went well. But with the next song, our cover of Drive by the Cars, it went wrong. Our guitarists plays one of the synths on this and he lost the sheet music so had to guess. I also lost track during the song and kept going back into the chorus. Eventually, we ended it and our keyboardist mouthed to me 'let's never do that again'. We had only played the song twice all the way through a few hours before the practise I should add in. We then did two more of our own songs, both of which our singer/guitarist forgot the melody and just sang his own thing that didn't find my carefully crafted music. I spent hours getting words to fit into the music and that went out of the window. By this point, I was wondering why we bothered but we came to Take Me To The River, which I came in late but apart from that, it all came together and it got everyone moving. We also ended with The Studio, the first song we wrote as a band that is kick ass and everyone really enjoyed it.

I spoke to several audience members, most of whom said it was really good and a massive improvement on our previous gigs. Just shows you, does this always happen at gigs? i.e. you find it to have gone **** and the audience enjoy it We were only told about the gig on Thursday and basically had to double our set from 3 to 7 songs in two days and I had to finish writing three of term in a short period. The problem was that we could only fit in a two hour practise before the gig and we didn't get time to try out the songs with words so it was improvised. That's our main aim for next term, practising singing with the music!

During Studio, my Dano Longhorn lost all its bass, I have no idea happened but I had to knock the bass amp up loads. The ergonomics also killed my wrist and I come home with an aching hand. THe owner of the place said he be putting more nights on next term and we'd be welcome to return and said he enjoyed the set, so that's always a good sign.

So, the result is that I'm going back to using my 'proper' Lakland Darryl Jones as it should be a bit more reliable and I will stomach the extra weight. I might sell the Dano and get a Sadowsky pre-amp to add some extra punch! The Dano also kept falling off it's strap buttons as they are so cheap. I like the look of the thing, and the lovely trebbly tone but I don't think it's up to proper gigging.

We got eight free beers and nothing got broken so it's not all bad. My mate video-ed the whole thing so we can watch back later and see where everything went wrong.

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Old 03-15-2009, 12:41 PM
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My worst was last summer at the NYS Fair...

A drummer I met briefly kept haunting me to help him out with this gig he had already booked. I didn't know the drummer from Adam but I have a kind heart and eventually gave in.

We had less than two months to find other musicians (and a couple of false starts) and even less time to put the sets together. I like to be completely off book when it comes to the material (lyrics - I'm usually the lead singer) and am extremely embarrassed that we had to work from cheat sheets which I think were pretty obvious on the stage.

Oh ... and the stage ... it was up a very narrow ladder about 5 feet up. Did I mention that I have an SVT half that is fairly bulky and a bit heavy ... as well as my rack that contains a bunch of units as well as my SVT 4Pro... not exactly light either.

When we played the first night (two day gig) it was my worst nightmare come to life - everyone barely knew their parts and all the back up vocals we practiced must have been left in the car. Fortunately I knew it was going to be bad and told my friends to not come and to not invite anyone. Unfortunately, my closest friend thought I was 'just saying that' and invited people to this embarrassment. Fortunately I thought ahead and brought a cowboy hat and big sunglasses as a disguise.

The second set of the first day went better but it still was far below the standards I'm used to. The Second day went OK but, again, people got lost and the material tended to be cosmic doo doo chosen just because the other people already knew the songs.

The material was not the best choice for the venue and cohesiveness of the band as a unit was merely a concept.

I have another 'worst' gig but it's nowhere near as bad as this was. That other worst involved a guitarist throwing a temper tantrum on stage when there was no back-up guitar for him to use after both guitarists had broken strings. Watching the video after, however, showed that we actually played very well and the material rocked .. in spite or my black moood.

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Old 03-15-2009, 05:34 PM
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I had a gig a bit like this the other week. It was a Big Band gig, me playing bass, and it was just a small thing, a local gig at a school for the Rotary Club (a charity helping out with all sorts in Scotland - a very worthy cause!)

Anyway, got there to find that we were on last, starting at about 10, when the gig started at about 7.30. Was planning on going for a drink, then the MD says we have to go and watch the other jazz band and saxophone orchestra which is fair enough really, support your fellow musician!

This is where it gets interesting now. Turned up on stage, WITHOUT a soundcheck, playing with a dodgy old Peavey amp that was set up all wrong for me. Hadn't had time to tune and my 6-string was in an old gig-bag so is susceptbile to getting knocked out of tune. We didn't get any say on the setup of the band - the rhythm section (consisting of bass, piano, guitar and bass) were spread all over the shop, and none of us were within eye contact or speaking/shouting distance of each other. We only like this so we can check each other's levels against one another.

Right, after the disastrous set-up, we start playing. Come in with In The Mood, good starting piece. This is when I realise that I can't hear anybody else, as the saxes, trumpets and bones are all in front of me so I can't hear the melodies going on anywhere. I had no real idea how I was sitting in the mix, my volume or tone or anything.

The evening, in my opinion, got progressively worse from there, peaking with the double bass on Soul Bossa Nova, with a bad pickup, low input and high output. Oh, and it was out of tune too...

Anyway, cutting a long story short, I felt the evening didn't go too well, although the Jack and Coke helped it slightly
Well, it turns out that we sounded the best out of all the bands! Although it might have had something to do with the fact that it was a BYOB event and we were on at the end... And we raised lots of money for a very worthy cause which is all that's important!

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Old 03-15-2009, 05:39 PM
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I've got two videos my mate recorded form the gig, I need to listen to the others to decide about whether to upload the others

Life During Wartime - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nqqdJEocd0
Drive - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXFltpzzJyo

I hate not having monitors either because I had no idea also how my bass was sounding in the mix. I knew when my Dano just 'broke' that something was wrong but apart from that, had no idea whatsoever! After the story and the general lack of practise, what'd you think
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the fishtank is a fairly sound place to play like, played there before, might be playing there again soon, and i feel for you using the peavey tnt112/115 i believe it is they have there..the EQ knobs were busted when i used it, it was alright like
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