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Old 02-11-2008, 05:35 PM
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Find pictures of the absolute most horrid guitars or basses to ever have the misfourtune of being brought into this world and put them here.

Here is my vote

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Dewey-Decibe...QQcmdZViewItem


Can't wait to see all these!hahaha
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That guitar's amazing, but I think this thread is against the rules. Sorry.
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yea it is lol
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hahah looks like it's from one of those asian fighting comic books things! ...Animae? Animay? you know what i'm sayin

...also reminds me of Spinal Tap for some reason
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id swing it around too much.. the crowd would dig it tho
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I think this thread is against the rules. Sorry.

How?
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id swing it around too much.. the crowd would dig it tho
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Old 02-11-2008, 08:46 PM
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Gawd, that's one I wouldn't even try out for kicks.

Just plain creepy!
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Old 02-11-2008, 09:36 PM
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now that i look at it, is it even playable? i mean the.. erm, "tip" would be... annoying and...

i don't know where i'm going with this...
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warning NSFW
then it's not allowed to be posted on Talkbass. I know that image has caused infractions to the poster in the past... it might be in your best interest to delete your post before the alerted mods come by
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Old 02-11-2008, 10:51 PM
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James is right. The posts containing the phallic guitar have been deleted.

Sorry guys, that sort of thing doesn't fly around here.
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Old 02-14-2008, 06:33 PM
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I don't know that calling an instrument 'bad' is against any rules as long as no one calls someone else's bass(or whatever)the 'U' word(rhymes w/fugly). And if a bass gives you a splinter, won't play in tune or bursts into flame w/little or no prodding, I call it bad.
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Find pictures of the absolute most horrid guitars or basses to ever have the misfourtune of being brought into this world and put them here.

Here is my vote

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Dewey-Decibe...QQcmdZViewItem


Can't wait to see all these!hahaha
That's really ugly.
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Find pictures of the absolute most horrid guitars or basses to ever have the misfourtune of being brought into this world and put them here.

Here is my vote

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Dewey-Decibe...QQcmdZViewItem


Can't wait to see all these!hahaha
Actually, I think it's a nice anecdote. Not really an everyday guitar, but something pretty fun to show nonetheless.

My vote goes for this guitar. It endlessly recruits new critters in its evil army.
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Actually, I think it's a nice anecdote. Not really an everyday guitar, but something pretty fun to show nonetheless.

My vote goes for this guitar. It endlessly recruits new critters in its evil army.
As an avid teen bassist and gamer I take a small amout of offense to that.

The GH players vs. Guitar players battle is neverending, and it's only caused by smug people who think the opposing party takes no skill.
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As an avid teen bassist and gamer I take a small amout of offense to that.

The GH players vs. Guitar players battle is neverending, and it's only caused by smug people who think the opposing party takes no skill.
pfft they both take no skill.
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hahahaha i can't take 3 minutes of that!!!
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