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Old 03-12-2009, 12:26 PM
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Wouldn't you love to have her as your singer?

Sign in to disble this ad
http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/muc/1071658609.html

Key fact "I have no high-tone/pitch whatsoever"

Sounds like a cat in a fan belt, I'll bet.
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Old 03-12-2009, 12:28 PM
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Oh, and do any of you fit the bill here for a bass player wanted?

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/muc/1071227456.html
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Old 03-12-2009, 12:29 PM
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http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/muc/1071658609.html

Key fact "I have no high-tone/pitch whatsoever"

Sounds like a cat in a fan belt, I'll bet.
Ya never know where someone can take you. Look up the band Crisis or their lead vocalist, Karyn Crisis.
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Old 03-12-2009, 12:30 PM
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if I'd found this on a dating site, I'd go for it.

she sounds like fun
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Old 03-12-2009, 01:01 PM
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Oh, and do any of you fit the bill here for a bass player wanted?

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/muc/1071227456.html
I'm pretty sure that's Rob Tyner from the MC5. They really were a great band.. I don't see what's so bad about that ad haha.
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It seems like maybe she isn't actually a singer at all, but forgot to mention what instrument she plays (oops!), so it sounds like it's an ad for a bad singer. That's my guess. It's the only way I can make any sense out of it. Just add the word "guitarist" in front of "w/vox" and it makes a lot more sense IMO.
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Old 03-12-2009, 01:16 PM
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i dont want 2 sound 2 much like a jerk but she seems kewl (does anyone still use that kewl thing?). If she sings like Karyn Crisis I'd work with her.
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Old 03-12-2009, 01:21 PM
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Ya never know where someone can take you. Look up the band Crisis or their lead vocalist, Karyn Crisis.
I love that woman. Last I heard she had retired from music to focus on art though. Great death metal voice.
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Old 03-12-2009, 01:23 PM
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Really? Pissa. I really liked Crisis.
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Old 03-12-2009, 02:25 PM
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http://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/muc/1071658609.html

Key fact "I have no high-tone/pitch whatsoever"

Sounds like a cat in a fan belt, I'll bet.
Wow, she should have just put "Looking for 4 guys with talent to carry me with a place to jam. Must write your own songs for me to 'sing'."

Feel sorry for the guys who take her up on that
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Old 03-12-2009, 02:30 PM
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Hey as long as she's hot she'll find a gig.
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Wow, she should have just put "Looking for 4 guys with talent to carry me with a place to jam. Must write your own songs for me to 'sing'."

Feel sorry for the guys who take her up on that
That's how I read it, too. Whew, was starting to think it was just me. I don't get death metal stuff either, my two teenagers think I'm weird 'cause I just don't get it. Never will, either, and not sorry about it. Yuk. Unrepentant.....

Though, projectile may have a point....
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