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Old 02-02-2011, 05:40 PM
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Well, okay - so I have been looking for a new band / players to form a new band - and Craigslist never fails to provide humor along the way (often a little too much!)

Warning, NOT for the light-hearted!!
(scroll down - I don't want to offend anyone, so here is your opportunity to not go further if you are tender...)



















http://newjersey.craigslist.org/muc/2193838467.html

"Drummer is seeking large mature woman to poop in my mouth. Corn-eaters preferred."

All I can say it - Wha-the-wha????
(well I can say more, but I don't think I need to!)
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Old 02-02-2011, 05:44 PM
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Drummers & Scat...seems reasonable to me!!!
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Maybe he likes his food pre-processed
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Old 02-02-2011, 05:48 PM
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Well it's good that he states what he wants right up front. Avoids embarrassing misunderstandings later.
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Maybe he likes his food pre-processed
Probably breaks -down that annoying "hull" on the corn.

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Old 02-02-2011, 06:20 PM
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Well it's good that he states what he wants right up front. Avoids embarrassing misunderstandings later.
You know, I hadn't thought about it that way, that's SO true!
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Old 02-02-2011, 06:29 PM
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*exactly* what I was thinking.
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Old 02-02-2011, 07:29 PM
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I just want to point out that ad is from North Jersey. Long cold lonely nights. Different breed of drummers up there.
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Would be nice if he listed musical preferences. A genre.

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Old 02-02-2011, 08:16 PM
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I just want to point out that ad is from North Jersey. Long cold lonely nights. Different breed of drummers up there.
No no. I can't accept that from now on every time I play with a new drummer, it might be THIS guy.
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Old 02-02-2011, 08:20 PM
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What's the big deal?

Aren't all drummers into this??
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So I guess he needs a girl with good chops
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Old 02-03-2011, 08:13 AM
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AAAHHH!!! It's already been flagged and removed! I was about to forward this to my sister... I guess timing is everything, especially to the drummers.


My guess is that the ad wasn't real anyway, much to the dismay of my sister.















Just kidding. I don't have a sister.
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Old 02-03-2011, 11:44 AM
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So? What´s wrong with that? We like boutique basses, drummers like eating s**t.
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I so wish I hadn't scrolled down and read that.
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This is a bad way to find out my drummer moved to Jersey
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Old 02-03-2011, 12:14 PM
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Maybe he likes his food pre-processed
Wouldn't that be "post-processed"?

Poop is yucky.
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Old 02-03-2011, 03:27 PM
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What is wrong with you guys?!? That was obviously posted by a jealous guitard!
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What is wrong with you guys?!? That was obviously posted by a jealous guitard!
You're probably right.. Guitards LOVE corn!

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