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02-02-2011, 05:40 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bergen County, New Jersey | | | WOW - CL - I Think This One Goes Too Far!
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Well, okay - so I have been looking for a new band / players to form a new band - and Craigslist never fails to provide humor along the way (often a little too much!)
Warning, NOT for the light-hearted!!
(scroll down - I don't want to offend anyone, so here is your opportunity to not go further if you are tender...) http://newjersey.craigslist.org/muc/2193838467.html "Drummer is seeking large mature woman to poop in my mouth. Corn-eaters preferred."
All I can say it - Wha-the-wha????
(well I can say more, but I don't think I need to!)
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02-02-2011, 05:44 PM
| | Registered User Artist:TC Electronic RH450 bass system | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Fort Madison, IA | | Drummers & Scat...seems reasonable to me!!!  | 
02-02-2011, 05:46 PM
| | | | Maybe he likes his food pre-processed
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02-02-2011, 05:48 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Princeton New Jersey | | Well it's good that he states what he wants right up front. Avoids embarrassing misunderstandings later. 
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02-02-2011, 05:48 PM
| | Registered User Artist:TC Electronic RH450 bass system | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Fort Madison, IA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by VinKreepo Maybe he likes his food pre-processed | Probably breaks -down that annoying "hull" on the corn. 
Last edited by John Wentzien : 02-02-2011 at 05:50 PM.
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02-02-2011, 06:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Lancaster PA | | | sigh drummers 
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02-02-2011, 06:20 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bergen County, New Jersey | | Quote:
Originally Posted by kenfxj Well it's good that he states what he wants right up front. Avoids embarrassing misunderstandings later.  | You know, I hadn't thought about it that way, that's SO true!
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02-02-2011, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by StraightEdge717 drummers  | *exactly* what I was thinking.
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02-02-2011, 07:29 PM
|  | User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: East Coast | | | I just want to point out that ad is from North Jersey. Long cold lonely nights. Different breed of drummers up there.
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02-02-2011, 07:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Detroit area, Troy, MI | | | Would be nice if he listed musical preferences. A genre.
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02-02-2011, 08:16 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bergen County, New Jersey | | Quote:
Originally Posted by JimB52 I just want to point out that ad is from North Jersey. Long cold lonely nights. Different breed of drummers up there. | No no. I can't accept that from now on every time I play with a new drummer, it might be THIS guy.
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02-02-2011, 08:20 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Medford, Wisconsin | | What's the big deal?
Aren't all drummers into this?? 
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02-03-2011, 05:24 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Maryland | | | So I guess he needs a girl with good chops
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02-03-2011, 08:13 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Ventura, California | | | AAAHHH!!! It's already been flagged and removed! I was about to forward this to my sister... I guess timing is everything, especially to the drummers.
My guess is that the ad wasn't real anyway, much to the dismay of my sister.
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02-03-2011, 11:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Zaragoza, Spain | | | So? What´s wrong with that? We like boutique basses, drummers like eating s**t. | 
02-03-2011, 12:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Takoma Park, MD (DC) | | | I so wish I hadn't scrolled down and read that. | 
02-03-2011, 12:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: University Place, WA | | This is a bad way to find out my drummer moved to Jersey 
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02-03-2011, 12:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Boulder Suburbia, Colorado | | Quote:
Originally Posted by VinKreepo Maybe he likes his food pre-processed | Wouldn't that be "post-processed"?
Poop is yucky. | 
02-03-2011, 03:27 PM
|  | Must. Stop. Buying. Basses. Errrrkkkk!!!! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Roseville, CA | | | What is wrong with you guys?!? That was obviously posted by a jealous guitard!
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02-03-2011, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by StuartV What is wrong with you guys?!? That was obviously posted by a jealous guitard! | You're probably right.. Guitards LOVE corn!
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