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Old 10-07-2008, 08:57 AM
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Wow...My Old Band Reached #1 on this list..

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http://www.cracked.com/article_15113...ity-bands.html

The YouTube clip on the page was my last gig with them in October of 2006..

"Unbasslichkeit" is not a real word. "Schadenfreude" is, though...
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Old 10-07-2008, 09:32 AM
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lol.. too funny.
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Old 10-07-2008, 09:41 AM
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simply incredible.
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Old 10-07-2008, 10:45 AM
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Which band? There are 3 clips on the page
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Old 10-07-2008, 10:58 AM
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Um... congratulations?

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Old 10-07-2008, 12:03 PM
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I actually like, no, love Juliette & The Licks
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Old 10-07-2008, 12:25 PM
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I actually like, no, love Juliette & The Licks
I'd love them a whole lot more if they didn't make music.

And it was just her.

Naked.

On a bear skin rug.
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Old 10-07-2008, 12:32 PM
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Billy Bob, is that you?
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I actually like, no, love Juliette & The Licks
+1, guilty pleasure for me too.
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Old 10-07-2008, 12:51 PM
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I'd love them a whole lot more if they didn't make music.

And it was just her.

Naked.

On a bear skin rug.
And even then, I'm not interested. Butterface.
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Old 10-07-2008, 12:57 PM
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So, if I understand this site correctly -- you were in a band with Bob Schieffer? That's hysterical!
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Old 10-08-2008, 12:53 AM
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hey!

what bass is keanu reeves playing??'

it looks awesome.
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Old 10-08-2008, 01:13 AM
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Man, **** you, Russell Crowe.
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:26 AM
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Bruce willis blues band? "i woke up this morning and YIPPE KYAY MUTHA F******KA!"
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If only.
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:12 AM
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...congratulations to you personally, sir...

that list sucks. obviously put together by non-musicians. i'll bet they're non-performers, too. 'bassist-only a supporting role...'??? all their vulgar epithets are pointing in the wrong direction.
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simply incredible.
Yup. I would never did a fellow TBer.

Well done?
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Old 10-09-2008, 02:50 PM
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no Shatner ???
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Old 10-16-2008, 12:56 PM
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cool?
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