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Old 02-24-2010, 05:59 PM
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Yes, but can it play the brown note?

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http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/msg/1611377314.html

...and he needs to 'unload' the pictures. Perfect...
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:01 PM
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Holy moly I never laughed like that at a CL list. Its gotta be a joke. The finnest sphincter base on the market
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:21 PM
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LOL!

I bet it sounds like crap too.
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Old 02-24-2010, 06:58 PM
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Old 02-24-2010, 07:15 PM
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holy crap lol
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Old 02-24-2010, 07:27 PM
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haha, it's spelled like the sphincter that controls the flow of feces out of the body!
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Old 02-24-2010, 07:29 PM
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actually there are several sphincters, just bands of muscles that expand and contract to act as valves, within the body. They are all spelled the same.
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Old 02-24-2010, 07:32 PM
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Old 02-24-2010, 07:36 PM
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actually there are several sphincters, just bands of muscles that expand and contract to act as valves, within the body. They are all spelled the same.

Yeah, I always find it kind of interesting that whenever there's mention of a sphincter, people always assume it's the anal sphincter. Who says it isn't the one in your stomach?

Here a fine gentleman posts a for sale ad on Craigslist and all you people can think of is poop jokes?

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always makes me laugh..everytime
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Old 02-24-2010, 07:49 PM
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Yeah, I always find it kind of interesting that whenever there's mention of a sphincter, people always assume it's the anal sphincter. Who says it isn't the one in your stomach?

Here a fine gentleman posts a for sale ad on Craigslist and all you people can think of is poop jokes?

I know! The sophistication level in this room is far below my own standards. And now, I must away to the DB forums.
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Someone needs to call this guy & ask him what color his sphincter is and what it sounds like. Tell him that we on Talkbass need to see pictures of his sphincter!!
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Old 02-24-2010, 08:28 PM
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Every time I see that, I hear them talking like the characters from metalocalypse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMewR...eature=related

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Old 02-24-2010, 08:32 PM
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i know more about sphincters than all of you combined! wait, no... i meant because im pre med...
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Old 02-24-2010, 08:34 PM
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Someone needs to call this guy & ask him what color his sphincter is and what it sounds like. Tell him that we on Talkbass need to see pictures of his sphincter!!
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i know more about sphincters than all of you combined! wait, no... i meant because im pre med...
This R funny. Not rotflmao, since no one actually does any of that, they just type it, but funny.
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Old 02-24-2010, 08:46 PM
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Hmmm...maybe a better fit in Bass Humor?
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Wha?????

"Ass-Sphincter says what???"-Waynes World

WHAT?!?!?!?!

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That DOES NOT,I REPEAT(!!) DOES NOT SOUND GOOD THERE,NEALW!!!
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