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Old 07-13-2002, 04:17 AM
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Ok...me and my band, minus my singer...Were at the Pink Cadalliac *local band venue* and there were some decent bands. Well...the lady runnin the show got wind that me and my band was there...she asked us to play...just kinda go up and dick around. So we decied to do sex and violence *it was majorly punk dominated*, an instrumental of our own song "Shed Your Pain", and bro hymn by pennywise. ok...so we start sex and violence. everybody gets into it...which rocked cause it had been a pretty dead crowd that night...we had one guy up on stage helpin me sing...the instrumental went over really well. then bro hymn...we had half the crowd going WHOAAAA OAAA OAAA OAAA WHOAAAAA OAAAA OAAA OAAA OAAA. So...by sheer accident we played really well. By the end of the night, we were asked to come play again, next month, we got on a state wide comp. cd, were signin cd's for people...we only had 5 on us which sucked, but...we got numbers, one of the bands gave us a free cd, and a few guys had us sign napkins...and chicks wanted numbers SCORE!!!!...sorry...this happened about 2 hours ago so i wanted to come here and tell it...ok....im done...YESSS

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Old 07-13-2002, 08:35 AM
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PUNK RULES !!
Date the chicks , play again !
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Wow! It doesn't get much better than that. Congratulations!

Bet your singer is bummed about staying home . . .
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Old 07-13-2002, 12:15 PM
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Bet your singer is bummed about staying home . . .
He blew a gasket when he found out
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