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Old 01-07-2008, 12:20 AM
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From page E5 in the "Today" section of Saturday's Spokesman Review in the Dr. Gott column by Peter H. Gott M.D.

"Estring may help alleviate painful intercourse"

makes me wonder what uses the other strings might be used for
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Old 01-07-2008, 12:39 AM
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From page E5 in the "Today" section of Saturday's Spokesman Review in the Dr. Gott column by Peter H. Gott M.D.

"Estring may help alleviate painful intercourse"

makes me wonder what uses the other strings might be used for
They're for backup, in case the Estring snaps.

you can never be too safe
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Well, of course, removing the G-string is generally found to be helpful in facilitating intimate relations.
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Well, of course, removing the G-string is generally found to be helpful in facilitating intimate relations.
That is a known fact, my friend.
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Well, of course, removing the G-string is generally found to be helpful in facilitating intimate relations.
what if it is made of candy ???
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what if it is made of candy ???
maybe there's a market for candy strings...
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maybe there's a market for candy strings...
E-strings or G-strings
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Well, of course, removing the G-string is generally found to be helpful in facilitating intimate relations.
either that or flossing.
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either that or flossing.
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Well, of course, removing the G-string is generally found to be helpful in facilitating intimate relations.
Why couldn't you just "bend" it to the side?
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