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06-29-2009, 10:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Boston, MA | | | Yet another Guitard Craigslist Ad
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Not so much funny, just mainly stupid. This one's from New York. http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/muc/1246349931.html
"best guitar player in new york wants to join the best band in new york.i rarely want to practice and will only do gigs if you pick me up,set up my gear, pay me $500 a gig and get me laid. not willing to work hard but i want all the credit if we make it big. oh- i dont really want to tour,my girlfriend would kill me if i left for more than a weekend. hit me up!"
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Originally Posted by lousybassplayer  I can adjust to almost anything else, but life's too short to have an ugly wife, a crappy car or a lousy drummer. | |
06-29-2009, 10:27 PM
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Endorse:Artus-Basshanger-Dava-EC-Hartke-Orange-InEarz-SHS-Tigi | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Topeka Area, Kansas | | | This doesn't do much for the, "If you make it in New York you can make it anywhere" normal attitude of people around there that I've met.
Ha ha, I'd say you should contact the guy and then if you can get him to show up for a practice make sure you set up really bad equipment and bring in your buddy who has never played drums. Be sure it is in a PACKED garage and make sure it is hotter than H.E.double hockeysticks.
Just see what he does.
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06-30-2009, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by stflbn Two brothers... an octave apart. One muscular and strong who all the women love, the other thin and whimpy that makes screeching noises when ignored. | |
06-30-2009, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by JAUQO III-X I say lets Plek the Panda :) | |
06-30-2009, 04:19 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Reading, UK | | | All of me thinks this is just a joke.
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06-30-2009, 04:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Chicago SW 'burbs | | | ...sounds like an ad from our (former) singer...
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06-30-2009, 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted by bassplayer8953 ...sounds like an ad from our (former) singer... | Small world ... I was just gonna say the same thing!  ... The DIVA syndrome |
06-30-2009, 05:29 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Pennsylvania | | | guys, this is a joke |
06-30-2009, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by jgroh guys, this is a joke | So was our singer...hence, the "former" part...
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06-30-2009, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by heath_r_91 This doesn't do much for the, "If you make it in New York you can make it anywhere" normal attitude of people around there that I've met.
Ha ha, I'd say you should contact the guy and then if you can get him to show up for a practice make sure you set up really bad equipment and bring in your buddy who has never played drums. Be sure it is in a PACKED garage and make sure it is hotter than H.E.double hockeysticks.
Just see what he does. |
Um....watch what you say because that is NOT true, I have a DICTIONARY of things I can say about where you come but I am not going to.. 
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06-30-2009, 08:35 AM
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06-30-2009, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by 5string5fingers part of me thinks this is just a joke | That part would probably be your brain.
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06-30-2009, 10:19 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Boston, MA | | | Honestly, I'm pretty sure it's a joke as well, IMO it was a pretty failed joke, so I put here. IMO, of course.
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Originally Posted by lousybassplayer I can adjust to almost anything else, but life's too short to have an ugly wife, a crappy car or a lousy drummer. | |
06-30-2009, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by stylonpilson All of me thinks this is just a joke.
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06-30-2009, 11:41 AM
|  | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | funny you think its a joke. I have posted similar bassist available adds on CL and I was dead serious. Strangely no offers as yet.....I'll keep you posted.
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06-30-2009, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by stylonpilson All of me thinks this is just a joke.
S.P. | This. |
06-30-2009, 04:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Pennsylvania, US | | Haha! Personally I'm positive it's a joke, and a good one, too. :P
I don't think there's a person that stupid in the world, at least not smart enough to materialize their stupidity into an ad if they are serious. (I have been wrong before, though...  )
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06-30-2009, 05:00 PM
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06-30-2009, 05:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Logan,W.V.(not up some holler) | | | I would(maybe)bet my bottom dollar that someone will respond to it.Man,it would have to be a "real deal"artsy-fartsy,willing to do anything for a deal,starving musician to respond to it.Or,just some dumb-ass. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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