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Old 01-28-2011, 01:04 PM
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These guys seem pretty legit. Check out the replies....

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/muc/2176726227.html


An insane clown posse group signed with knocturnal records is looking for a rock band to open up a show full of record producers etc. Good chance.to.get ur name out there and possibly more the breakroom is located at 1359 plainfield ave in grand rapids, mi by leanord if u are interested call nik 616 *** 6424 the show is friday febuary 18th @ 9pm leave a message on cell if u get machine show sponsered by jagermeister and.raw ink tattooing

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An insane clown posse group signed with knocturnal records is looking for a rock band to open up a show full of record producers etc. Good chance.to.get ur name out there and possibly more the breakroom is located at 1359 plainfield ave in grand rapids, mi by leanord if u are interested call nik 616 *** 6424 the show is friday febuary 18th @ 9pm leave a message on cell if u get machine show sponsered by jagermeister and.raw ink tattooing

http://www.facebook.com/pages/MaSS-M...41791625872252

They even have video on their FB page!! I gotta check these guys out!
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Old 01-28-2011, 02:50 PM
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Oh god... why???
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Old 01-28-2011, 03:11 PM
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I just had to go take a listen.

Oh, God, why indeed...

Is their little dancin' supposed to be intimidating?

I'm getting old I suppose...
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Wait, will there be free Jager? I might be interested....
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No, but plenty of free Faygo soda pop
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No, but plenty of free Faygo soda pop
Ugh, I'd rather drink Crystal Pepsi from a bum's bellybutton.
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No, but plenty of free Faygo soda pop
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Don't think I'll be seeing these guys anytime soon....GR has some good music...to bad these guys got a show and someone else didn't...
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Old 01-28-2011, 05:05 PM
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OMG there song murder season is like if Linda Blair did rap music
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How does one get sponsored by Jagermeister, and what does that say about your band?
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Old 01-28-2011, 10:30 PM
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So that's a clown posse.
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Old 01-29-2011, 09:36 AM
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How does one get sponsored by Jagermeister, and what does that say about your band?
I think you have to actually be good. Probably helps if the record company you're signed with actually exists too. I might just have to see about going down to their gig. Or not.....
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Old 01-29-2011, 09:59 AM
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This honestly has some real depth and character.
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Old 01-29-2011, 11:40 AM
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Wow. Just wow.

This is also yet another example of people who are so functionally illiterate that they're incapable of communicating what they want to say in writing. Nothing shrieks "We're clueless idiots, you would be most unwise to take us seriously" louder than the string of almost terminal dumbness that they're happy to post online as the public face of their efforts.
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