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Old 07-28-2010, 08:01 PM
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For you Death Metal bands looking for a singer

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Old 07-28-2010, 09:24 PM
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My response.

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Old 07-28-2010, 09:47 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the funniest thing I've seen in a loooong time.
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Old 07-28-2010, 11:24 PM
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Nice! THE Perfect alarm clock sound…

…a real chicken's always better than this chick:
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that. is. crazy. awesome.
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That is the single most awesome thing EVER! My dad used to ask me if the music I was listening to had a vocalist or if they just threw chickens into large box fans, he's gonna love this!
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:26 AM
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Funny video, here's one with a cat. I was cracking up the first time I saw this one.

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Old 07-29-2010, 02:26 AM
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I have just been owned at growling by a chicken...
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Old 07-29-2010, 12:52 PM
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This literally improved my day. Thanks.
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Old 07-29-2010, 03:09 PM
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Well if you must have a human for a singer, here's a couple options:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZl6RKPOJCk
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Old 07-29-2010, 06:42 PM
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Direct Drive Circular Saw -> Beta 58 Mic -> Boss Distortion Pedal = Death Metal Vocalist.
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Old 07-29-2010, 06:59 PM
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There's a local dude who would be perfect as a death metal vocalist... unfortunately he fronts an alt-country band. No joke; I can't imagine how he thinks his vocal style fits...
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Old 07-29-2010, 11:25 PM
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We don't need a bassist or vocals! We're just fine

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Old 07-30-2010, 03:30 AM
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I can't stand metal but that was really funny!!! LOL

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This whole thread is made of pure win. That rooster was awesome.
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