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Old 12-28-2009, 02:06 AM
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You know it's sad when you see a picture like this...

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...and the first thing you notice is how sexy the bass looks.
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:10 AM
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hahahah.dang this firum for that
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:21 AM
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What is that a Dean?
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:31 AM
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whoa, is there an unedited version of that pic?
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:32 AM
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...and the first thing you notice is how sexy the bass looks.
What bass?
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:33 AM
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Oh. Now I see it.
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:34 AM
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dang, I wish I could see all the dots on that...bass.
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Old 12-28-2009, 02:47 AM
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To me both the Bass and the girl look similar.

Attractive, but ultimately tacky and cheap.


And, yeah, I just went there.
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whoa, is there an unedited version of that pic?
Think I found it:
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:17 AM
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not quite as nice as the first one.
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:28 AM
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To me both the Bass and the girl look similar.

Attractive, but ultimately tacky and cheap.


And, yeah, I just went there.
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:29 AM
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It's a trap!

The bass, I mean.
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It is a nice bass... but it registered just after the chick
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:34 AM
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Yeah, but I know which one I'd still be plucking in 3 weeks time.
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:35 AM
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Bass? What's a bass? I don't understand.
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:37 AM
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To me both the Bass and the girl look similar.

Attractive, but ultimately tacky and cheap.


And, yeah, I just went there.
I would say the same, except the bass isn't constantly screaming for attention
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:41 AM
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Being female, and rather sick of the way females are exploited as sex toys so companies can sell products, I vote that next time there's a bass add like that?

Naked hunk holding a bass instead. Why do we women never get any eye candy? :/
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:48 AM
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...and the first thing you notice is how sexy the bass looks.
It is a sexy bass, though....
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Why do we women never get any eye candy? :/
Marketing, that would sell maybe 2 basses, compared to what a naked chick will do.
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Old 12-28-2009, 07:00 AM
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Maybe I'm just too cynical and analytical.....

But whenever I see a picture like this all I can think to ask myself are things like.. What would cause a woman to get all dolled up, strip down to her panties, climb into her satin-sheeted bed and get frisky with a bass?

I mean.... I get it, I guess. It just always seems overly staged and kind of silly.

I know, I'm a total killjoy.
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Old 12-28-2009, 07:04 AM
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Being female, and rather sick of the way females are exploited as sex toys so companies can sell products, I vote that next time there's a bass add like that?

Naked hunk holding a bass instead. Why do we women never get any eye candy? :/
I'll take a pic this evening and PM you.




I personally never got it, naked women holding or lying on products marketed toward men.
For example, cars and motorcycles.
I like to look at pictures of cars, and I like to look at naked women. But not combined.
I want the hot naked girl in my bed and a cool hotrod in my garage.
Maybe I'm old fashioned.
As a gearhead, thinking about the vehicle and imagining me driving it requires all my testosteron already, no testosteron left to spend on female curves. I can't multi-task.

Same with basses, I want to imagine myself rocking it on stage, the groupie is for later.
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