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Old 06-15-2008, 08:57 AM
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when Jesus comes and stage dives, blesses the snare drum, and starts rave dancing in the middle of you playing "Fergilicious".

No joke (wait, I'm lying, joke...)
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I say lets Plek the Panda :)

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Old 06-15-2008, 09:53 AM
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When your drummer lays down a beat and you come up with the best groove ever and just lock in with the drummer.
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:12 AM
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When the crowd calls out requests for your original music and between sets everyone comes to tell you how great the band is.
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:20 AM
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When even the keyboardist gets some action.... I went there.
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:33 AM
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When even the keyboardist gets some action.... I went there.
Totally putting that in my sig
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:44 AM
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... your name is Steve Harris.
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:48 AM
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When you have fog machines and/or Egyptian-themed sets.
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When the drummer is capable of polysyllabic words.
When the guitar players rig is the size of his tackle, rather than his ego.
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... your name is Steve Harris.
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Old 06-15-2008, 01:49 PM
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When the lead singer can punch a paying customer in the nose in the parking lot on Friday night, and the owner still lets you come back on Saturday.
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Old 06-15-2008, 01:56 PM
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When you and the band are locked in - no one is communicating other than through the music that your are playing.

All the hair on your body is standing up and the Music is playing you.

Those nights are magic and every note is killing!

If I need to explain further - then you just don't understand.
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Old 06-16-2008, 07:30 AM
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When a 45 minute set goes by like 45 seconds.

When you can spontaneously change the arrangement onstage and it works.

When someone from another band on the bill says, "WE HAVE TO FOLLOW THOSE GUYS??????"

The bartender asks you to give him bass lessons.

All these things actually happened for me.
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Old 06-16-2008, 08:03 AM
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When the crowd calls out requests for your original music...
Oh yeah! All the other suggestions are good, but this is the true measure of local awesomeness.
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Old 06-16-2008, 11:41 AM
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The band after you refuses to go on...
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The people after you refuse to post! LOL
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When your female lead singer carries your cabinets in. Yep, happens all the time.
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When you have fog machines and/or Egyptian-themed sets.
you didn't make it out of the 70's the same did you?
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Old 06-19-2008, 02:15 AM
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When the leader of the new band you just joined won't take anything less than $100/man per night for gigs!And it's a Zydeco Band that's in DEMAND!
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When, although I can't link to it, you can YouTube an Australian band called "Pornland" and their song "Slap Dat Ass" played recently at the Espy in Melbourne.

Get ready for a treat (that doesn't involve nudity)!
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Old 06-19-2008, 04:45 AM
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When even the keyboardist gets some action.... I went there.
heck, even our short, balding, ugly-@ss agent got laid at one of our gigs
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