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08-09-2008, 09:09 PM
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08-09-2008, 10:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Bridgewater, Virginia | | | You walk into a guitar store and ask where the bass store is
You walk into a bass store and ask where all the basses are among the fish on the wall
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08-09-2008, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Araillac You walk into a guitar store and ask where the bass store is
You walk into a bass store and ask where all the basses are among the fish on the wall | ...
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08-09-2008, 10:52 PM
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08-09-2008, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Connor ... | Bass = Guitar
also
Bass = Fish  |
08-09-2008, 10:53 PM
| | | | when you wake up and your bass is on the bed and your girlfriends on the floor |
08-09-2008, 10:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Vancouver | | | you know you're obsessed when...
you play air bass on the street :P .
True story  .
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08-10-2008, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Blown Cone you play air bass on the street :P .
True story . |
Uh on...guilty!
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08-10-2008, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Blown Cone you play air bass on the street :P .
True story . | If you just do the right hand part no one will ever need to know 
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08-10-2008, 12:28 PM
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08-10-2008, 12:57 PM
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08-10-2008, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by fenderphil | Where's that from?
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08-10-2008, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by mitchelllucas when you wake up and your bass is on the bed and your girlfriends on the floor | haha that's not bad |
08-10-2008, 02:01 PM
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You've dumped your life savings into bass
You 16, listen to Motown, and like it
You've named all your basses
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08-10-2008, 02:22 PM
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08-10-2008, 02:24 PM
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08-10-2008, 02:38 PM
| | | | When your bass collection is worth more than your car... |
08-10-2008, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by mikeypbass Your proud when you get blisters
You've dumped your life savings into bass
You 16, listen to Motown, and like it
You've named all your basses | Amen to all four of those. |
08-10-2008, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by thycrusader When your bass collection is worth more than your car... | Yes. When my equipment is in the car all at once, it does. By about double. |
08-10-2008, 04:51 PM
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