You know you're a bass player if...[part 2]

**Vorago** · #1 03-19-2007, 10:46 AM

saxnbass · #2 03-19-2007, 11:12 AM

If you see 1,000 posts and think "Shouldn't this be closed?"

tplyons · #3 03-19-2007, 11:26 AM

If instead of having a rainy day fund you have a GK Fusion 550 fund that you put $1 in every time you say a bad word.

That's like $40 a day for me.

**Vorago** · #4 03-19-2007, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saxnbass

If you see 1,000 posts and think "Shouldn't this be closed?"

Heyhey, this is about bassplayers, not about mods

saxnbass · #5 03-19-2007, 11:28 AM

If I had that, I could not afford the fund.

saxnbass · #6 03-19-2007, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vorago

Heyhey, this is about bassplayers, not about mods

Every one that posts regularly here (most, if not all, of which are bass players) know about the 1,000 post per thread thing.

moogboy · #7 03-19-2007, 12:02 PM

you know your a bassist if you sing the bass solo on 'Yessongs' and 'the Who Live At The Royal Albert Hall' perfectly everytime with perfect air guitar and exact reproduction of the techniques used without thinking about it.

Trestles · #8 03-19-2007, 01:01 PM

You know you're a bass player if you can groove to your car's turn signal.

Trestles

bassman1185 · #9 03-19-2007, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Trestles

You know you're a bass player if you can groove to your car's turn signal.

Trestles

Oh man, I've done that...

beyondhairy · #10 03-19-2007, 02:37 PM

you know your a bass player if you have a goatee?

(see 95% of the "show your band on stage thread) heh

bassman1185 · #11 03-19-2007, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beyondhairy

you know your a bass player if you have a goatee?

(see 95% of the "show your band on stage thread) heh

Dang it, that applies to me, too.

Matt Till · #12 03-20-2007, 07:49 AM

Really... part II?

beyondhairy · #13 03-20-2007, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Till

Really... part II?

either/or

and it might have been an exageration, lol but a large number of us TBers have goatees, me included

Timmayx · #14 03-20-2007, 02:35 PM

I have a beard, no goatee, and none of that moustache or cheek fuzz, just sideburns down to my chin (and under it)

IconBasser · #15 03-20-2007, 04:42 PM

nope, I shave! one of these days Ima have to grow one of those Dimebag Darrel double-pointed beards, and dye it bright electric blue!!! HELL YEAH

paul davis · #16 03-20-2007, 04:49 PM

ykyabpi

you know that if you were a character in 24 and jack bauer threatened to cut off your fingers...you would tell him whatever he wanted
(maybe i just like that show too much)

Anscari · #17 03-24-2007, 08:15 AM

...you take the pack of "Coco Pops", and when you see the hands of the monkey there, you think "uhm... schecter...".

Otso · #18 03-24-2007, 08:51 AM

The local ice-hockey team here is called "the Espoo Blues", and I just saw this headline in a paper a few days ago saying something about how Blues fans are parking all over the place. I thought what does your taste of music have to do with your car parking. Took me a while to realize it was about ice-hockey fans...

Timmayx · #19 03-24-2007, 09:32 AM

When you messed up the last 30 seconds of a song (I forgot my line :S) and just try and play by ear and no one notices.

At least they said it seemed ok and no one said anything bad.

kydnav · #20 03-25-2007, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beyondhairy

you know your a bass player if you have a goatee?

(see 95% of the "show your band on stage thread) heh

For some reason, people tend to be weirded out about my goatee

then I tell them it's all for the music..