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01-02-2012, 06:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Oklahoma | | | You know you're playing a high-class place when.....
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01-02-2012, 06:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: new york, u s a | | | ain't that a pisser?
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01-02-2012, 06:57 PM
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Endorsing Artist: see profile | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: toms_river.nj.us | | | At least there are urinals... I had a regular gig at a place that had an old bath tub full of ice for the fellas to piss in. |
01-02-2012, 07:16 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: Tampa, FL | | | yeah that's about par for the course with about half the places we play at. |
01-02-2012, 07:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Oklahoma | | I love Oklahoma. 
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01-02-2012, 07:22 PM
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01-02-2012, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hart  At least there are urinals... I had a regular gig at a place that had an old bath tub full of ice for the fellas to piss in. | They put ice in the piss tub? The the worlds done gone high class on me. 
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01-02-2012, 07:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Deep in the heart of Texas | | | is that the mens room at Filthy McNastys?
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01-02-2012, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hart At least there are urinals... I had a regular gig at a place that had an old bath tub full of ice for the fellas to piss in. | dude.. that was the cooler...  |
01-02-2012, 09:03 PM
| | | | classy indeed! ha! thanks for sharing
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Originally Posted by champbassist Also, I'm hoping the audience here won't be expecting too many blonde Indian Stings fronting Police cover bands  | |
01-02-2012, 09:06 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Parke County, Indiana | | Quote:
Originally Posted by James Hart At least there are urinals... I had a regular gig at a place that had an old bath tub full of ice for the fellas to piss in. | It's been a long time since I saw ice in the piss trough or urinals. I think the urinal mint made the use of ice obsolete. |
01-04-2012, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BananaPlanes dude.. that was the cooler... | lol
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waitron : " Freshly squeezed lemons , right here in river city." |
01-04-2012, 12:13 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Purple Mountain Majesties | | Yes, it is high class. In the real dumps, they use the word "puke." Quote:
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01-04-2012, 12:35 PM
| | | | I used to play in a VFW post that had these little red "targets" in the urinals that said "Hanoi Jane's Urinal Stickers". I always thought those were funny.
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01-04-2012, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by bound'n'blocked I used to play in a VFW post that had these little red "targets" in the urinals that said "Hanoi Jane's Urinal Stickers". I always thought those were funny.
BnB | Some places have little flies printed in the urinals. Something to aim at, I suppose.
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01-04-2012, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Some places have little flies printed in the urinals. Something to aim at, I suppose. | Yeah I was looking to get our band logo printed on a urinal cake...guaranteed exposure. |
01-04-2012, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by jgroh Yeah I was looking to get our band logo printed on a urinal cake...guaranteed exposure. | I've seen many urinals with a band sticker attached to the porcelain. That's dedication--wiping down a spot in the urinal so you can put your band's logo sticker in there and make it stick.
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01-04-2012, 12:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Cayce, SC | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bound'n'blocked I used to play in a VFW post that had these little red "targets" in the urinals that said "Hanoi Jane's Urinal Stickers". I always thought those were funny.
BnB | Played there New Year's Eve! No lie! Or, at least this VFW had the same targets (Columbia, SC).
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01-04-2012, 01:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: sheffield, england | | | Where my band used to rehearse, there was a printed sign above the toilet - "STOP PISSING ON THE FLOOR!" lol...
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01-04-2012, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Killcram187 i feel good about where ive played now | 
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