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08-26-2009, 12:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Lynn, Mass | | | You might be in a heavy metal band if...
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...at your last gig, people suffered permanent hearing loss who weren't even in the room
...every member of the band is on the Terrorist Watch List because they're in a band called [name of your band]
...you buy your onstage apparel at fetish shops
...you went to Pride last year to recruit your lead singer
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I only play in the shower.
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08-26-2009, 12:40 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | ...mom picks you up after the gig.  |
08-26-2009, 12:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New Jersey | | | ...you cant hear your bass.
oh wait thats only metallica.... |
08-26-2009, 12:42 PM
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Endorsing Artist:Dean Guitars | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Berea OH | | | ....made enough money to buy half the amount of gas necessary to get home... |
08-26-2009, 12:42 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: cincinnati, oh | | | at somepoint in your show theres some kind of blood spewing
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Fender Vic Bailey V, 1991 Pedulla Pentabuzz, Lakland JO 4, circa 1900 German upright w/ C extention, and Markbass Amps and cabs
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08-26-2009, 12:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bellflower, CA | | | When you've got more hair on your chin than on your armpits.
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The Yamaha Club #199, The Gibson Club #125, The Club #7, The Praise and Worship Band Bassist Club #959
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08-26-2009, 12:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bellflower, CA | | | When every piece of gear, and earthly possession for that matter, you own says peavey on it.
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The Yamaha Club #199, The Gibson Club #125, The Club #7, The Praise and Worship Band Bassist Club #959
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08-26-2009, 12:53 PM
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Manager/Repairman: Music-Go-Round | | | | | ....you're band's logo looks like blood splatter.
....you're pretty sure that Drop-C is "standard tuning"
....you once fired a band member for wearing a shirt that wasn't black.
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.....is the bass player, not some bassist.
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08-26-2009, 12:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bellflower, CA | | When either you or one of your band members look like these guys. 
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The Yamaha Club #199, The Gibson Club #125, The Club #7, The Praise and Worship Band Bassist Club #959
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08-26-2009, 12:59 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bellflower, CA | | If you shoot all your videos in a forest... 
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08-26-2009, 12:59 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: San Angelo, Texas | | . . . you can't understand one danged word of the "lyrics". 
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Romans 1:20
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08-26-2009, 01:01 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bellflower, CA | | lets try this again....
When all your fans look like these guys... 
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08-26-2009, 01:01 PM
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Dean Street Team | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: L.J. Kentucky | | | if you only play when the sun goes down. (Lamb of God)
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Dean: Demonator 10/27/08 and ML spring break 09.
Squire: Precision Bass 12/20/2010.
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08-26-2009, 01:06 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Burbank, CA | | - If you and your bandmates go to GC every Friday night to "Shred".
_ If both the front AND back end of all your guitars are pointy enough to inflict injuries.
Hey, this is fun!  |
08-26-2009, 01:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Whidbey Island, WA | | | If you have an unnatural affinity for B.C. Rich instruments.
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Why're there so many songs about rainbows?
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08-26-2009, 01:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bellflower, CA | | When your bandmates girl looks like this.. 
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08-26-2009, 01:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Burbank, CA | | | - If you spent more on hair products, piercings, and tattoos than equipment last year.
- There is a picture of Danzig hanging above your toilet. |
08-26-2009, 01:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Bellflower, CA | | If at any point in your life including the present, you looked like this.. 
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08-26-2009, 01:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD | | | If the only chicks at your shows are the barmaids. |
08-26-2009, 01:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Bloomington, IL | | | +1
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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
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