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Old 08-30-2005, 05:01 PM
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Listen to this. i subbed for bass on this without thinking about it. Oh well. It's pretty bad. Except my basslines.
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1, 2, 3, BLEEDING!!!(my ears that is)
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:26 PM
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betty "wilma what is that hoorible noise" wilma "i don`t know betty, it sounds like someone picking on a poor defenceless animal" quote from the flinstones
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:41 PM
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Well, I guess its real punk, in that no one took time to learn their instruments. (Couldn't hear your bass, so you are off the hook!)
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Old 09-13-2005, 09:56 AM
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What language are the vocals in?
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:11 PM
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you have to right out those lyrics.
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Old 09-13-2005, 09:09 PM
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I didn't laugh, I cried...

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...also, we are looking to have a gig/party at our house sometime in mid October. Keep the calanders clear. Food, drinks, and fun.
Sweet! I'm in!

I don't want to post in their message boards becuase they will hunt me down and kill me.

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Old 09-13-2005, 09:44 PM
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wow... NeverGood really sucks
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Old 09-16-2005, 05:36 PM
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lmao... that was quite terrible...
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Old 09-17-2005, 07:33 AM
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Wow. Just....wow.


Wow.
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Old 09-17-2005, 07:40 AM
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wow! thatz actaully quite funny
did u tell that singer never to sing again?
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:31 AM
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wow! thatz actaully quite funny
did u tell that singer never to sing again?
you mean the guy behind the mic?
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Old 10-10-2005, 08:02 PM
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wow! thatz actaully quite funny
did u tell that singer never to sing again?
Yeah.
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I think a little bit of my died whilst listening to that.
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Old 10-11-2005, 08:43 AM
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I think a little bit of my died whilst listening to that.
I didn't - but I thought seriously about death for a while...

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Old 10-12-2005, 01:11 PM
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Not nice- but funny. And when I told them- they didn;t get their feelings hurt. At all.

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I love it.
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look, music is in the corner, playing with paints.

Oh wait. No. Music's dead.
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