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07-25-2009, 05:02 PM
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My personal favorite probably has something to do with...
cleaning bile off of a bass  
(Please don't lock me  )
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Originally Posted by JimmyM  If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull. | |
07-25-2009, 05:05 PM
|  | Precision Basses, all day, er'day.
Endorsing Artist: Gravity Picks | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ohio/West Virginia | | The few people that have bought basses, then they just stopped working.. they got on here, freaking out about their brand new bass from GC not working!
Then they were told to replace the battery, and it fixed it... I still laugh at those threads.
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07-25-2009, 05:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: :noitacoL | | There was this thread where people made fun of each other, but then this Jordan dude posted in the thread. Well, sure enough, someone made fun of him, and he got his knickers in a twist and went running off to the powers that be...
It was failtastic! 
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Originally Posted by Kwesi Let us know how far you make it before mork comes out your nose. | |
07-25-2009, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by geeza There was this thread where people made fun of each other, but then this Jordan dude posted in the thread. Well, sure enough, someone made fun of him, and he got his knickers in a twist and went running off to the powers that be...
It was failtastic! | I know the guy with the username Jordan, but I have never seen his posts. I guess Ill have to look him up..
Stereotype Thread is just ridiculous.. IMO.
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07-25-2009, 05:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sunbury, Ohio | | | The T Shirt Shrinking thread. Good times!!!!!
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Originally Posted by jmattbassplaya Personally, I'll never be satisfied until they make a computer that prints bacon. That's exactly what I want. | |
07-25-2009, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Jordasch
Stereotype Thread is just ridiculous.. IMO.
| ^states the obvious.
Oooops,wrong thread.
My favorite (not) thing about TB is when you make a misstatement and then correct yourself,there will still be plenty of guys to make snarky comments about your missstatement.
This is a process I like to call "dogpile on the rabbit".
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Originally Posted by 5StringBlues YOU LIKE IT! IT GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO DO! | |
07-25-2009, 05:24 PM
| | | | Lol! More!
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Originally Posted by JimmyM If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull. | |
07-25-2009, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Cyber Soda
My personal favorite probably has something to do with...
cleaning bile off of a bass
( | I think this bass should be refered to from now on as the "Chundercaster"
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Originally Posted by Rage1331 The puddle of piddle which used to be little is rising around you. | Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues YOU LIKE IT! IT GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO DO! | |
07-25-2009, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Jordasch Stereotype Thread is just ridiculous.. IMO. | But that's the entire point of it! It should *probably* be somewhere like OT... but who cares? I still don't see why they haven't all gotten locked and we haven't all gotten banned for participation. Ah well, TB's cool for supporting fail.
Another big fail...
Letting me sign up...
Part two of said fail...
Letting anyone who wanted the name "Cyber Soda" sign up.  Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues I think this bass should be refered to from now on as the "Chundercaster" | You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
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Originally Posted by JimmyM If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull. | |
07-25-2009, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Jordasch Stereotype Thread is just ridiculous.. IMO. | And therein lies its charm and appeal. When you're older and the world loses some of its brightness and newness, you'll understand.
...probably sometime after you figure out that girls don't really have cooties.
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Originally Posted by Kwesi Let us know how far you make it before mork comes out your nose. | |
07-25-2009, 05:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | < will come back to this thread when he gets home to find a large padlock attached to it.
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Originally Posted by Rage1331 The puddle of piddle which used to be little is rising around you. | Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues YOU LIKE IT! IT GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO DO! | |
07-25-2009, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by 5StringBlues I think this bass should be refered to from now on as the "Chundercaster" | Quote:
Originally Posted by geeza And therein lies its charm and appeal. When you're older and the world loses some of its brightness and newness, you'll understand.
...probably sometime after you figure out that girls don't really have cooties. | ... I wish I had that giggle and high five image.
But in all seriousness, It's the only place I was comfortable with posting when I first started. The primary reason I'm able to post anywhere else is because I realized you guys didn't bite. I'm not a "manly man" and some people happen to hate that. Joking around is what I do best, and that's where I found it. Now sure, I could have gone somewhere else, but it was just so tempting! 
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Originally Posted by JimmyM If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull. | |
07-25-2009, 05:39 PM
| | | | how a guy will quote you on spelling and grammar when he doesn't agree with your post
pick v. fingers threads
using *bump*, +1, my 2 cents, and carrots more than actual sentences.
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Originally Posted by walker rosewood Fieldy doesn't play bass. He swats at bungee chords loosely attached to a slab of wood. | |
07-25-2009, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by uethanian how a guy will quote you on spelling and grammar when he doesn't agree with your post
pick v. fingers threads
using *bump*, +1, my 2 cents, and carrots more than actual sentences. | But if you take away all of that, TB wouldn't be TB!!!one!
Again, in all seriousness... +1
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Originally Posted by JimmyM If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull. | |
07-25-2009, 05:46 PM
| | | I'm always amazed at how people will rush to praise and worship Paul McCartney, but in the same breath, will break their necks to bash the **** out of Gene Simmons whne their playing styles are exactly the same 
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Originally Posted by Greyvagabond Goddamnit, most bands suck, and what gear they play is literally the least significant clue to them sucking. | |
07-25-2009, 05:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: self banned from talkbass.... | | | One word: Nickthebassist, the most PDH of TBers |
07-25-2009, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Mudfuzz One word: Nickthebassist | OoooOOO. *Ooo face* Time for a search!
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Originally Posted by JimmyM If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull. | |
07-25-2009, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Cyber Soda OoooOOO. *Ooo face* Time for a search! | While your at it search for "The Quintar" TB's version of UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster |
07-25-2009, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Mudfuzz While your at it search for "The Quintar" TB's version of UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster | ...
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Originally Posted by JimmyM If my life ever gets so boring that I ever worry about what bass someone else owns and what they do with it, I beg of you, please shoot me in the base of the skull. | |
07-25-2009, 05:54 PM
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