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Old 07-26-2009, 05:02 PM
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Well, there was the thread about gigs gone wrong and someone posted about getting bit in a delicate area by a goat...
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Old 07-26-2009, 08:38 PM
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Well, there was the thread about gigs gone wrong and someone posted about getting bit in a delicate area by a goat...
Wow. Anyone have anything more fail then this? This is pretty friggin' fail.
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Old 07-26-2009, 08:41 PM
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Wow. Anyone have anything more fail then this? This is pretty friggin' fail.
A guy got kicked out of my first recital, for little kids, for watching porn on the the Coffee Shops free wifi.. Cops were called, etc..

Really, really akward..
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Old 07-27-2009, 01:48 PM
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A guy got kicked out of my first recital, for little kids, for watching porn on the the Coffee Shops free wifi.. Cops were called, etc..

Really, really akward..
... I think we may just have a winner, and it's not even a thread.
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Old 07-27-2009, 02:00 PM
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Here's something that, while clever, certainly seems to have the potential for epic fail:
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Old 07-27-2009, 02:07 PM
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Here's the thread I was referring to on the first page:

The Official My T-Shirt shrank from my emo tears
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No one has mentioned BahamaBass?!?! Better hide your Les Pauls...I also enjoy the fail of attempting to post a clever pic that only shows up as "Photobucket bandwidth exceeded"
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Old 07-28-2009, 12:25 AM
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The few people that have bought basses, then they just stopped working.. they got on here, freaking out about their brand new bass from GC not working!

Then they were told to replace the battery, and it fixed it... I still laugh at those threads.
Guilty here...

I did this exact thing when I started playing 3 years ago ha ha ha.
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Here's the thread I was referring to on the first page:

The Official My T-Shirt shrank from my emo tears
Oh my...
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Old 07-30-2009, 02:39 PM
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Sorry, man. This is just ... beautiful.

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Old 07-30-2009, 06:47 PM
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