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Old 05-19-2010, 03:27 PM
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This just occurred to me after finding my first, bona fide favorite thread title here on TB. And it is the recently posted "Wannabe Guest Harp Player Nutcase?"

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showth...=1#post9148754

So let's hear your favorite TB thread title, followed preferably by a link so we can all share the goodness!
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:01 PM
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anything with the term "lefty" in it.
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Old 05-20-2010, 03:10 AM
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"Arabian lady crampin up my metal style man!"



Arabian lady crampin up my metal style man!
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:08 PM
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"Arabian lady crampin up my metal style man!"
Arabian lady crampin up my metal style man!
Oh man that made me laugh! That one's a doozy. If everyone else posts stuff of that quality, I'm gonna have to be hospitalized

Thanks for sharing.
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:18 PM
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^ You are welcome.


His thread titles weren't very funny but BahamaBass had some classics/trainwrecks.......

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showth...18#post6559418

Bass player got to be in bed by 8pm...WTF??????
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Old 05-20-2010, 02:00 PM
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^^^ Wow, a real winner! I wonder how many terabytes of inane $#17 are floating around on the internet from (wo?)men like s/him.

If there's one thing we can learn from the internet, it's that people are amazing.
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This one isn't bad either:

I am playing with a serial killer

I am playing with a serial killer
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:24 PM
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This one isn't bad either:

I am playing with a serial killer

I am playing with a serial killer
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Old 05-21-2010, 01:55 PM
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anything with the term "lefty" in it.
sadly +1
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This one isn't bad either:

I am playing with a serial killer

I am playing with a serial killer
that is awesome!
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Old 05-22-2010, 03:00 PM
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It's called

Dancing with the audience while playing

Dancing with the audience while playing

Also read down the thread, which, to my liking, seems even more weird than the title. Especially the bit about the drummer wanting to dance too, taking his cowbell with him, and keeping time even worse than before...
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Costco carrots cause cramps in Canada

Costco carrots cause cramps in Canada
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Old 05-22-2010, 11:18 PM
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His thread titles weren't very funny but BahamaBass had some classics/trainwrecks.......

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showth...18#post6559418

Bass player got to be in bed by 8pm...WTF??????
BB was hilarious, in an entertaining way, that's for sure.

Call me juvenile, but this "flying nut" is my fave by far:

part of my nut went flying across the room

Especially the reply #5

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Old 05-23-2010, 12:33 AM
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^^^Just the kind of material I was looking for

I love how much of our bass lingo has the potential for double entendre...
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Old 05-23-2010, 12:36 AM
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My favorite title still cracks me up to this day:

Dog piss on speaker cone.
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