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[shoeline]

Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the next thing you know, your bass player turns into a can of soup. -mitch hedberg

[gruffpuppy]

I like Mitch but some times he is to vague for me, I mean come on be more specific. What kind of soup? Am I going to need/want crackers?

[reedo35]

Sounds like old Mitch took one too many Hallucinogenics.

[PaulCannon]

Didn't he die of a heroin overdose?

[reedo35]

You are correct. When you start trying to bum Smack off of audience members during a show, it may be a hint there's a problem...

[shoeline]

This is getting pretty bass unrelated, but this one cracks me up:
I was in a restaurant and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress heard me because she said, "OK, how would you like your eggs, sir?" I tried to answer anyhow: "Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a bun. ****, it's gonna take a while. I do not have time. Scrambled. You f***in' confused me."

[Sippy]

Originally Posted by gruffpuppy

I like Mitch but some times he is to vague for me, I mean come on be more specific. What kind of soup? Am I going to need/want crackers?

LOL yesssss

[shoeline]

So a buddist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says- Make me one with everything.

[blammo]

Originally Posted by shoeline

So a buddist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says- Make me one with everything.

Is a buddist like, someone who is a big Buddy Rich fan?

[Bodin]

Originally Posted by shoeline

So a buddist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says- Make me one with everything.

The hot dog vendor says "That will be $4.50." The buddist gives him a twenty and the hot dog vendor starts helping the next customer. The buddist says "Where's my change?" and the hot dog vendor says "Change comes from within."