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Old 08-06-2005, 02:35 PM
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The AI Focus is lighter than most fast foods.

With the Acoustic Image Focus head weighing in at 4lbs we now have an amp that weighs less than some Cheesburgers.
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Old 08-06-2005, 04:26 PM
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F**k me! What kind of cheeseburgers do you guys have over there!
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Old 08-06-2005, 04:29 PM
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In fact, now that I think about it, @ higher volumes my 10yr old MiniBrute is beginning to SOUND like a cheeseburger!
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Old 08-06-2005, 06:00 PM
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With the Acoustic Image Focus head weighing in at 4lbs we now have an amp that weighs less than some Cheesburgers.
FOUR POUNDS? Holy jeezus...I've had bowel movements bigger than that. Just...wow. That's awesome!
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Old 08-06-2005, 06:14 PM
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There's one deposit that required a lot of paper work.
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Old 08-06-2005, 06:50 PM
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There's one deposit that required a lot of paper work.
Never had a longer day at the office, that's for damn sure.
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Old 08-06-2005, 08:40 PM
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Nice warm tone with lots of bottom...and the sound isn't colored at all
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Old 08-06-2005, 10:22 PM
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F**k me! What kind of cheeseburgers do you guys have over there!
This is one of the smaller ones:

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Old 08-07-2005, 02:27 AM
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Hey GOODBAIT, I thought you found a pic of Grady Jackson in training camp for a minute there....
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Old 08-07-2005, 08:47 AM
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Cute. It's obvious, though, the guy's a midget. You should see what two cans of beer does to him...
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Old 08-07-2005, 10:44 PM
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My favourite part is the entire roll of paper towels he has at his disposal.
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Old 08-08-2005, 03:38 AM
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I think that's a roll of Eric "Badlands" Booker Signature Toilet Paper.
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Lol

Look at him go :P
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Old 08-28-2006, 03:35 AM
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FOUR POUNDS? Holy jeezus...I've had bowel movements bigger than that. Just...wow. That's awesome!
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